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Revision as of 22:10, 30 July 2009

Naughtiness

Kolgena : 12:57 - ow. I got gang butt-sexed
Kolgena : 12:57 - or bang gutt-sexed
Kolgena : 12:57 - can't tell.
Heggs : 12:57 - there's a way to fix that >:(
Kolgena : 12:58 - get a new rectum?
Heggs : 12:58 - maybe :O
Kolgena : 12:58 - let me borrow yours
Kolgena : 12:58 - I'll give it back after I finish washing mine
anialator : 12:58 - :X
Heggs : 12:58 - mine's too nice
Heggs : 12:58 - I have the prettiest rectum

Hommie : 16:23 - my ass isn't that loose though

Bernard721 : 22:47 - I live in the server :O
Bernard721 : 22:47 - I'm a bot :O
anialator : 22:47 - its wednesday here
Iceman : 22:47 - I am the server
anialator : 22:47 - so bernard is inside you now?
anialator : 22:47 - butt sex 0 Clock
Bernard721 : 22:48 - .. :X

Heggs : 16:17
balls in the mouth <3

anialator : 22:52 - hey base, zvas banned again?
base : 22:52 - well duh
iceycold : 22:52 - yep XD
base : 22:53 - want the award for most obvious question?
anialator : 22:53 - XD
iceycold : 22:53 - base i want a award!!!! XD
base : 22:53 - iceycold winner of the legs wide open award 
iceycold : 22:54 - base -_-
base : 22:54 - you asked for it
anialator : 22:54 - XD

Tation : 02:26 -  so you took the name Darby... because its gangster?
Silver96 : 02:26 - heartless wtf is are talking about?
Tation : 02:27 - heartless is old school gangster now
Heartless : 02:27 - Nah poleshiner Darby is my last name
base : 02:28 -  can we stop the harrassment
base : 02:30 - we all have internet personalitys
Tation : 02:31 - yes I agree Base but I mean he said his mob name was
Tation : 02:31 - poleshiner
base : 02:31 - makes him sound like he gave handjobs under the bar
base : 02:32 - but thats not the point

base : 19:21 - febuary 10th was the last time (he got laid)
anialator : 19:21 - aww
base : 19:21 - pssh typing drunk isnt that hard
anialator : 19:21 - you must be really desperate to remember the date
SHYSTA : 19:21 - XD
base : 19:21 - XD
deathmourn : 19:21 - XD
base : 19:22 - ive got the girl i fancy lined up
base : 19:22 - if i phail with her i got some fat chick as back up
anialator : 19:22 - im sure bonghitter will fill in until then
base : 19:22 - thats hpw a man does it

Neener : 11:35 - i want your anus pillage
Pillage : 11:35 - Its 5c's per, Neen. 
Neener : 11:36 - awsome

16:22:20 [Steve] like a picture of my bum in a thong
16:22:25 [maddoctor] ?>.>
16:22:25 [Chris] o.o
16:22:34 [Steve] it was a df contest    
16:22:42 [Steve] best looking bum contest
16:22:49 [Steve] i won 1000c

Jerv : 08:00 - gay porn ftw!

02:27   kicuout : i got a 21 condoms on!
02:27   kicuout : 10 on my fingers one on each toe
02:27   Guilt : 21 Condoms? Can you even feel your penis?
02:27   kicuout : and 1 on ym gential
02:27   Dixenlee pops one of kic's condoms.
02:27   Guilt :{XD}
02:27   kicuout : not all on my penis u froob
02:28   kicuout : they dont make 2.5inch condoms anymore

12:52   anialator pokes azwaz's penis.
12:52   ExDeath : :X
12:52   anialator : ::yes::
12:52   anialator : i bet that woke him up
12:52   azwaz smiles gleefully.

00:33:22 [faelust] booty is better than boobie
00:33:29 [AlPacinO] fae knows
00:33:39 [faelust] a nice apple shaped bum
00:33:44 [AlPacinO] yupppp
00:33:45 [ironbeany] yeh tbh now that ive grown i prefer a plump buttox
00:33:50 [faelust] totally better than saggy nipple curtains
00:33:56 [AlPacinO] {sick}
00:33:59 [Flickzman] b-b-b-b-back-offff
00:34:02 [AlPacinO] 'now that ive grown'
00:34:07 [AlPacinO] sheez iron, dont get excited on chat
00:34:09 [ironbeany] {XD}
00:34:11 [AlPacinO] take it to the bathroom

Mandle : 09:15 - snow to inv
snowstorm : 09:15 - hommie and all other tc back to wl for me 
snowstorm : 09:15 - thx mandle 
snowstorm : 09:15 - Love  you !!
Mandle : 09:15 - np 
snowstorm : 09:15 - (in an un-gay way!)
Mandle : 09:15 - oh yeah...um...*cough*
snowstorm : 09:15 - what you want a gay way  xD
Odie : 09:16 - mandle thx snowstorm must bend over now 
Odie : 09:16 - thx = think*
snowstorm : 09:16 - yeah i forgot i dropped soap in my shower 
snowstorm : 09:16 -  :D
Mandle : 09:16 - /me hands snow a soap-on-a-rope
Mandle : 09:16 - just enough rope to
Mandle : 09:16 - hang urself with
snowstorm : 09:17 - oh:( how do i drop it now for you mandle 
snowstorm : 09:17 - u ruined it!
Mandle : 09:17 - {xd}

Ross : 20:34 - oh god
Reve : 20:36 - sweet jesus
Yataragazu : 20:36 - :X
Reve : 20:36 - bj on a double down thats a rarity
Reve : 20:36 - *21

Tycoon : 15:13 - korey banged a fat chick? ^^
Korey : 15:13 - pretty much

KevinMp : 00:59 - u filthry foul venereal disease *****!
KevinMp : 00:59 - u injured meh! 
Skitzo : 00:59 - Thanks man!
Smokin420 : 01:00 - /me nods

REDx4203 : 17:15 if i tried harder i'd be higher

jiggy : 10:57 - Someone go kill the old man in WL
jiggy : 10:57 - He keeps getting lucky on me
bouchie : 10:57 - You defeat Jerv and gain 2911 exp. (17%)
bouchie : 10:57 - old man is dead
jiggy : 10:58 - No hes not
Jerv : 10:58 - i'm not an old man
Jerv : 10:58 - you're spoiling my image i use for grooming minors :(

23:12:19 [Naddral] i'm sorry for using bad words clarity
23:12:21 [Naddral] now spank me
23:12:24 [Naddral] i've been a bad boy

DARKLORD : 20:22  may i have some snow white balls please
noctem : 20:22 my balls melted 
Deck : 20:22 One minute is not a legit kill.
deathmourn : 20:23 quoted

Skorne : 00:22 - going to go find an Eagle to rape.

Sparky : 12:47 - i sell maddoctor on the street corner
DOOMER123 : 12:47 - wot
maddoctor : 12:48 - My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard damn right
maddoctor : 12:48 - its betta than Zorgs

23:16:12 [Tsukasa] Kitten wants head
23:16:14 [Tsukasa] my*

bcfcespley : 18:57 - im doing some females at the mo

Kingster89 : 06:40 - don't me me penis slap you! >:(
Kingster89 : 06:40 - make*

21:51:44 [maddoctor] Pie's suckiness is more than satisfactory
21:51:56 [Naddral] Pie give gooooooood sucky sucky only ten dolla

06:28:59 [maddoctor] i swear to god your just asking for it D:
06:29:03 [chipmoney] thats what she said!
06:29:12 Nitrous bends over
06:29:16 [Nitrous] give to me hard
06:29:16 maddoctor rams 
06:29:21 [maddoctor] OH YEAH!
06:29:22 [Nitrous] o.o
06:29:24 [maddoctor] HARDER
06:29:29 [maddoctor] Oh oh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 
06:29:29 [Nitrous] D:

03:31:33 [Gambit] HOLY SHNOZEBERIES BAT MAN! i smell a 3som? no 4 som! Me Nazi Bella And Heggs
03:31:40 [NaziHalo] sorry i dont share
03:31:46 [Gambit] DAMMIT
03:31:49 [Gambit] ill watch then
03:31:56 [NaziHalo] no sorry, girls only in the girls room
03:32:04 [Gambit] ...oh what about just me and you?
03:32:13 [NaziHalo] sorry, girls only in the girls room
03:32:35 [Gambit] ...what about my room?
03:32:42 [NaziHalo] sorry im allergic to cat
03:32:49 [Gambit] i dont have a cat
03:32:58 [NaziHalo] no but you are a pussy    
03:33:03 NaziHalo hides from the pun police
03:33:04 [Tsukasa] HAHAHAHA
03:33:06 [Gambit] Prove it
03:33:06 [Tsukasa] BURNED!

02:25:01 [maddoctor] Bernard721 if you join oc nazi will show you how to poledance on oc hq
02:25:01 User Larse has logged in.
02:25:08 [NaziHalo] yeah
02:25:13 [Bernard721] Tempting offer    
02:25:14 [NaziHalo] my milkshakes bring tc to the yard
02:25:18 [maddoctor]  XD  
02:25:20 [NaziHalo] i can show you, but ill have to charge
02:25:30 Bernard721 runs to join OC

14:50:06 [Zorg] You put me off women for life! I like men now

14:12:40 [maddoctor] Pies going to turn up on my door step with a shotgun one day   
14:14:17 [Pie] Yes
14:14:18 [Pie] Yes i am
14:14:24 [Slyzorer] OWNED
14:14:27 [maddoctor] only because you want to blow me with love

23:29:15 Tsukasa changes his bedding to leopard print
23:29:17 [Tsukasa] lol
23:29:20 Tsukasa feels sexy
23:29:21 [Nitrous] >.>   
23:29:32 [Nitrous] Tsu,    
23:29:45 [Tsukasa] I really do have leopard print    
23:29:57 [Nitrous] dude, send me a pic with you in a zebra print thong!
23:30:12 [Nitrous] that would be awsome
23:30:31 [Nitrous] zebra print thong on a leopard print bedding >.>
23:30:39 [Tsukasa] nitrous...im a boy
23:30:44 [Tsukasa] isnt that icky?    
23:30:46 [Nitrous] you are?
23:30:53 [Heggs] that's just too much
23:30:58 [Tsukasa] lmao
23:30:59 Kovalis vomits 
23:31:07 [Tsukasa] S'why you called me dude

02:23:41 [jiggy] Its quite big 
02:23:51 [jiggy] hahaha not the first time I said that

Jake : 17:24 - Paine come here and tell me what you want for christmas.
Paine : 17:24 - 1 more and i become a real problem for you
Ross : 17:24 - Paine
Paine : 17:24 - you want me to sit on your lap jake
Ross : 17:24 - sit on my lap, we'll talk about the first thing that pops up
Jake : 17:25 - Yes Paine come here love.
Paine : 17:25 - short convo ross
Paine : 17:25 - :P
Cee4293 : 17:25 - XD
Ross : 17:25 - XD
Jake : 17:25 - lmao
Jake : 17:25 - Paine that was quality.

 zvasbinder : 23:23 - i suck at night
zvasbinder : 23:23 - during the day i kill at night i suck
Aaronsan : 23:23 - how much do you charge?

Zorg : 06:08 - Next person to swear on side chat is banned.
Zorg : 06:08 - I'm tired of listening to this already.
Neener : 06:09 - i feel pwned 
SnowFlake : 06:09 - hey zorg 
newlagoon : 06:09 - Zorg, is bollo cks a swear word or not?
Zorg : 06:09 - Very bad question to ask after I gave that warning newlagoon
pilchardbo : 06:10 - It's very mild
bmcbmg : 06:10 - yuck
Renovatio : 06:10 - zorg, wjhat happens when you get staff favor ?
pilchardbo : 06:10 - like "cojones"
newlagoon : 06:10 - I know but I wanna know 
System : 06:10 - Zorg granted his staff disfavor on newlagoon.

Oct 27 11:00 PM [Guest82199] base
Oct 27 11:00 PM [Guest82199] ur staff right?
Oct 27 11:00 PM [base] no
Oct 27 11:00 PM [base] im just pure sex

21:09   funman12 pulls down vemps pants to find a...
21:09   Vemp : fun: watch what you'll say next

Gillie : 04:59 - its easier to make a hole than make a pole

bigmick : 11:12 - oh last nite i did some horizontal jogging
Rapala : 11:12 - Did u do the merry go ride also?
bigmick : 11:13 - i was merry and there was riding involed

Sinvx : 23:03 - my cat hates me:(
Tsukasa : 23:03 - becasue you touch yourself at night
Tsukasa : 23:03 - and she sees you doing so
Sinvx : 23:03 -:o
Sinvx : 23:04 - sick cat
Tsukasa : 23:04 - haha, learned your lesson

05:01 Nitrous has joined the chat. 
05:01 [Kaylem] wtf is that in my pants!? 
05:01 [Pie] XD 
05:01 [Kaylem] oh hi nit...

4:38: Chipedwood: Evrox should be a dirty word XD

3:01 PM [me13] if boxers had bra sizes id still be in a training bra

9:46 PM [Nitrous] stalking is a privelidge not a right

16:12 [MrCrowley] Crotch Explosion? 
16:12 [Anovski] maybe...

Primie : 19:22 - Who likes my new char look? :D
Shaidar : 19:23 - lol, its freddy mercury

21:37:15 [kooldork] staff has taken over the chat room
21:37:17 [kooldork] XD   
21:38:24 [me13] Only the cool staff
21:38:31 User Fiction has logged out.
21:38:37 [me13] See ^    
21:38:43 [me13] Jokes!

Sinvx : 17:17 - Buwhahahahahahahaha hhahahahahahahahahh ahaahahahhahahahahh aha
deller : 17:17 - give all staff favour to me lol
Flagg : 17:18 - never tried before dball
deller : 17:18 - i wanna get it full
Zorg : 17:18 - Please observe the 5 haha limit on mwhaha and buwhaha's

06:54:01 [Steve] one of my jobs is doing what i just did to heggs earlier

User Deeg has logged out.
[Pie] If he talks now, it doesn't say his name    
[maceybhoy] :O hes a ghost
[maceybhoy] what if he does ./me XD
[Pie] ...
User Deeg has logged in.
[Deeg] i wouldn't ever do "you"
[Pie] >.>
[Deeg] weirdo.
[maceybhoy] XD
[Pie] Lol
[Shover3d] XD
User Deeg has logged out.

Primie : 20:42 - you can't even get it up anymore fifty
Primie : 20:42 - you dont satisfy me anymore
Cannon : 20:43 - he satisfied people before?
deadartist : 20:43 - well that proves it
deadartist : 20:43 - primie takes it in the ass
fiftycal12 : 20:43 - Well it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway with you
Cannon : 20:43 - You defeated Frost in self defense.
iceycold : 20:43 - wait am i gettin ingorned!!!!primie? no yea?
Primie : 20:43 - fifty is kinky like that da
darp : 20:43 - We need that, thank you.
deadartist : 20:44 -
deadartist : 20:44 - see primie
fiftycal12 : 20:44 - You need to stop fisting yourself Primie
deadartist : 20:44 - its fun to joke around
iceycold : 20:44 - darp?hi........if primie wont take me then will u?
Primie : 20:44 - maybe you should try, old man
fiftycal12 : 20:45 - you want me to fist you? again?
Primie : 20:45 - icey, if you're a 12 yo boy, fifty would be happy too
deadartist : 20:45 - as whole sc goes homosexual

Goaty : 17:55 - You can always expect Jake to be blunt. :P
JoeDemoggs : 17:56 - yeah tbh XD
maddoctor : 17:56 - See.. im not there and mentors screw up :(
JakeyBoy : 17:56 - Im honest unlike some. 
JakeyBoy : 17:56 - Some people just suck dick to get favor
JoeDemoggs : 17:56 - I wish i could XD
JakeyBoy : 17:56 - They get eroused by yellow mail.
Staff : 17:56 - -_-
JoeDemoggs : 17:56 - *they
Goaty : 17:57 - Freudian slip there, JD? :O
Tibos : 17:57 - lol Goaty
JoeDemoggs : 17:57 - lol XD
Thanatos : 17:57 - XD

Bladez : 20:40 - i hear ross tries to touch skorne while they do it
Kitten : 20:40 - I almost pissed myself laughing

Cheetah : 04:23 - I need to tell my girl to get into the kitchen tomorrow lol
Heartless : 04:24 - tell that ***** to make me some sghetti!
Citizen : 04:24 - monggo w/ mallungay and noodles last night 
Cheetah : 04:25 - Mmm
Cheetah : 04:25 - Heartless you aint gonna get Beep
Heartless : 04:25 - Thats cool, I'm not much for Beep anyway!
Heartless : 04:25 - I want some god damn sghetti!
Cheetah : 04:26 - Then get some Chey Boyardee's
Cheetah : 04:26 - Chef
Heartless : 04:26 - Man I want my sghetti made with love, not sauce!
Cheetah : 04:27 - Neither my girl or I love you
Cheetah : 04:27 - so you aint gonna get no sgetti
Heartless : 04:27 - Thats just cuz she ain't met me yet...
Cheetah : 04:28 - No
Cheetah : 04:28 - She hates most white men
Cheetah : 04:28 - and black men...
Heartless : 04:28 - I bet if I show her my italian sausage, she'll make me...
Heartless : 04:28 - some damn sghetti!
Cheetah : 04:28 - You aint got nothin but a Vienna Sausage
Heartless : 04:29 - ...
Heartless : 04:29 - ... at least it's thicker than your slim jim.
Bladez : 04:30 - sorry cheetah your girl just said she dont love you

SchleppRoc : 20:55 - anywho...what size you want it?
rosi83 : 20:55 - roc im gonna hurt u
Kolgena : 20:55 - hey kird
SchleppRoc : 20:55 - s,m or larger?
duncan2688 : 20:55 - lol
kirdgeot : 20:55 - ?
martindoom : 20:55 - hmmm...
Kolgena : 20:56 -:o
martindoom : 20:56 - this is agreat quote right there

base : 00:56 - i dont masturbate over my keyboard >.>
base : 00:59 - tissue is the main target for that sort of thing >.>
base : 00:59 - no crsty just flushy

XxDCxX : 11:08 - i am wearing silk boxers and they fel weird

Ohlhoff : 03:01 - I actually heard that bigmick gives wicked bj's
Noodle : 03:01 - Ohlhoff
Noodle : 03:01 - Nice one

base : 17:55 - im not nitrouses keeper -_-
Neener : 17:55 - base is not the frogmaster
LordTwitch : 17:55 - omfg bmc shut up! !!!!!!!!!!
base : 17:55 - i just occasionally change his nappy and breast feed him -_-

Jake : 21:47 Im gay so that dosn't bother me *grabs base*

Sven : 05:23 - k3nny send me all your cs
K3nny : 05:23 - no
Sven : 05:23 - /me slaps k3nny
K3nny : 05:24 - =[ /me kicks sven in the nuts
Sven : 05:24 - ouch ='[

base : 23:33 - heggs is a girl!! 
base : 23:33 - i thought she was a cute long haired guy

b00nface : 17:02 - i felt like a right idiot couldnt go in the pool
b00nface : 17:02 - cause there was kids
b00nface : 17:02 - and I had a boner

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