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Naughtiness

Rage : 21:05 Last Christmas I held mistletoe up by my stomach
Rage : 21:05 Told everyone at work to kiss me under the mistletoe

Will : 14:39 - I also want to see about getting a MM setup
agawolf23 : 14:39 - bbl folks got things to do around the house
overlord88 : 14:39 - oh true
Will : 14:39 - So Zorg just has to show up, put it in, and leave
zvasbinder : 14:40 - thats all he does anyway :P
hellbound : 14:40 - make some boxing gloves and we can have king of the ring
hellbound : 14:40 - fights friday nights
Will : 14:41 - Got a problem with someone? Take it to the pentagon
langer : 14:41 - imgur.com/VhUJwWf.png
langer : 14:41 - kept
Will : 14:41 - Oh goddammit

Draegor : 10:34 - later all - see you in a few days
agathos23 : 10:34 - vacation?
Fudge : 10:34 - lol i cant afford 100 plat aga, or i would
Draegor : 10:34 - yep, have been for a week
Draegor : 10:34 - hotel for the past two days, now camping again
Draegor : 10:34 - so no internet
agathos23 : 10:34 - nice! have fun :)
WMD : 10:35 - have fun draegor :)
Draegor : 10:35 - :)
hincha : 10:35 - flagg also on vacation...
hincha : 10:35 - coincidence?
agathos23 : 10:35 - XD
Draegor : 10:36 - lol, entirely 

Danii : 22:31 - Can i just say
Danii : 22:31 - I hate the oogie boogie
Reload : 22:31 - <3
Reload : 22:31 - oops
Will : 22:31 - Oogie Boogie came for Danii </3
Farisees : 22:31 - poor danii :(
Reload : 22:31 - her boobs, more precisely
Danii : 22:32 - :( U know..
Danii : 22:32 - i died in a very sexual way will.
Farisees : 22:32 - her boobs are ok i suppose
Farisees : 22:32 - but i really enjoy her toung more :)
Will : 22:32 - You did?
Danii : 22:32 - i had cotton in my throat :x
Will : 22:32 - Wait.....the hell?!
Danii : 22:32 - the oogie boogies "stuffing"
Cee4293 : 22:32 - XD
Will : 22:33 - Oh.........touche'........>_>
Danii : 22:33 - XD
Farisees : 22:33 - omg i didnt think of that haha
Danii : 22:33 - dont change it
Danii : 22:33 - ahaha i love it
Reload : 22:33 - XD

Glacieus : 16:01 - hows that c sword danii?
Vinny : 16:03 - That's personal
Vinny : 16:03 - and how did you know she called mine a c. sword?
Food : 16:03 - I heard its more of a dagger vince
Glacieus : 16:03 - I thought she said "artifact dagger" 
Food : 16:03 - Or a butter knife
Vinny : 16:03 - Poison tip 
Glacieus : 16:03 - and your lil c. bombs 
Glacieus : 16:03 - XD
Vinny : 16:04 - c bombs XD
Danii : 16:04 - XD
Glacieus : 16:04 - I bet when you're down "phasing in" to her. She very..
Glacieus : 16:04 - "fatigued"
Glacieus : 16:05 - done*
xXamyXx : 16:05 - lol
xXamyXx : 16:05 - lol
Glacieus : 16:05 - down = done :facepalm:
Glacieus : 16:06 - And the you "Astral Blast" all over her "wastelands"
Riolu53 : 16:06 - :facepalm:
Glacieus : 16:06 - then*
Glacieus : 16:06 - Who knew Legacy could be so dirty XD
Riolu53 : 16:07 - :roll2:
Danii : 16:07 - XD XD
Zombie : 16:07 - Riolu learned so much today.
Glacieus : 16:08 - How many WFP do I need to get my "polearm" polished?
Glacieus : 16:08 - ;)
Danii : 16:08 -  XD XD
Zombie : 16:08 - Free for you baby!
Glacieus : 16:08 - XD

Ross : 17:05 - I done Maceys team today 
Gentoo : 17:06 - Each member one by one?
Gentoo : 17:06 - Or the whole team at once?

Scott : 09:16 - kk theyd be quickies if anything
Gavrebel : 09:16 - Scott <3 Quickies
Scott : 09:17 - ... That does sound kinda wrong
Gavrebel : 09:17 - XD

Scott : 16:17 - DrGreen ?
DrGreen : 16:18 - yea
anialator : 16:18 - oh oh!
Scott : 16:18 - Any reason you're trying to login my account?
Risque : 16:18 - :O
DrGreen : 16:18 - sorry

16:42 meotch : fak?
16:42 Cookies : first aid kit
16:43 meotch : :o
16:43 meotch : sounds dirty when said like that
16:44 meotch rubs fak all over himself "aahh there we go, some good fak in the
16:44 morning".

Tycoon : 01:17 - tickle my pickle for a nickel?
dagreek : 01:18 - no
Heggs : 01:18 - that's disgusting
Tycoon : 01:18 - I can assure you it's not
Heggs : 01:19 - I'm not feeling to assured
Odie : 01:19 - well the idea makes me :sick:  tycoon
Tycoon : 01:19 - xD
Kayfabe : 01:19 - tyc put the pickle back in the jar
Odie : 01:19 - In this case I will chose heggs her side on the matter 
Kayfabe : 01:19 - -__
Kayfabe : 01:19 - *-_-
Tycoon : 01:20 - fine fine
Tycoon : 01:20 - gee what's with all the pickle hatred
6Vincent6 : 01:20 - lmao

Momo : 22:54 - oh damn you found me out
Ice : 22:55 - holy crap momo's a girl ?
Ice : 22:55 - ahh man...
Indrid : 22:55 - yeah lost interest now too

16:55   inFamous : herro
16:55   yeovilred : Hey
16:56   Chapter gained 2% control of area.
16:56   inFamous : how are you?
16:56   yeovilred : Ok,bit drunk 
16:56   inFamous takes advantage.
16:56   yeovilred : eek
16:56   yeovilred teleports back to the hive.

23:44   You are now at coordinates 6,7.
23:44   Outcasts lost 9% control of area.
23:44   Prodigy : Bj
23:44   Yataragazu : Sure
23:44   Prodigy : ahaha perv
23:44   Yataragazu : XD 
23:44   westerbeck : XD
23:44   Prodigy : XD

23:26   faelust : and i'm not a her
23:26   faelust : i'm a bantha 
23:26   faelust : we are genderless
23:26   spykiller : ....
23:26   Yataragazu : Fine fine, "spank it" 
23:27   Dark Flame gained 10% control of area.
23:27   faelust : ewwww
23:27   faelust : you spanked it... 
23:27   Yataragazu : I spanked yours 
23:28   Dark Flame gained 10% control of area.
23:28   faelust : dude.. i'm like.. 100
23:28   faelust : if you did that dust would come out
23:28   nasT spanks some dust out of fae .

Ice : 16:00 - you had a jerk before eating..thats nasty infamous
Panda : 16:01 - He's infamous for it XD
Glacieus : 16:01 - not if you wash your hands
inFamous : 16:01 - i didnt finish
inFamous : 16:01 - i couldnt 'pop' when my mom calls myt name XD

ExDeath : 20:11 - I don't have facebook
ExDeath : 20:11 - so somehow I doubt it
Haze : 20:11 - huh?
K3nny : 20:11 - good answer
Haze : 20:11 - ahhhhhhhh
Haze : 20:11 - my bed
Bacardi : 20:11 - ok your bed
Bacardi : 20:11 - Next time its my bed though.
Haze : 20:12 -
Heggs : 20:12 - coming
Haze : 20:12 - God damn typing in the dark
Haze : 20:12 - *bad

Kingster89  : 15:17 - shoosh you, I want quiet time.
Haze : 15:18 - Sorry Sir
junglewolf : 15:18 - with ur weener?
Haze : 15:18 - king has a weener?
Kingster89 : 15:18 - I have a weener?
Haze : 15:18 - lolz
Kingster89 : 15:18 - I though I had two holes
junglewolf : 15:18 - i hope
spykiller  : 15:18 - ...
junglewolf : 15:18 - must be a dildo stickin out of one hole then
Kingster89 : 15:19 - oh nvm, I found my weener

Pulse : 07:45 - 07:45 turdus ran away in fear.   
Pulse : 07:45 - yay i scared an avatar
Aaron : 07:46 - He wanted to rape you, found a pulse, so ran  
Aaron : 07:47 - that sounded even worse than it did in my head...
Pulse : 07:47 - haha
Aaron : 07:47 - original intention: beating heart of the pure scares him
Pulse : 07:48 - sounded like: 
Aaron : 07:48 - what came out... yeah
Pulse : 07:48 - he likes to rape dead people..

Haze : 19:03 - /touches it softly 
Haze : 19:03 - omfg should it do that!
Haze : 19:03 - oh god make it stop!
Indrid : 19:03 - oooooh just the tip 
Haze : 19:03 - lmao!

msfyt : 19:02 - you look like a dominatrix heggs
Heggs : 19:02 - I am one
Heggs : 19:02 - msfyt to my bedroom
anialator : 19:02 - Oh ho!
Heggs : 19:03 - *gets out the handcuffs*

JAKE0106 : 17:45 - pie are you black?
Pie : 17:45 - No...
Scott : 17:45 - only in one area ;)
Indrid : 17:45 - additional laugh
6Vincent6 : 17:45 - Fml
junglewolf : 17:45 - ahahahahahahaah
anialator : 17:46 - Harharharhar

kira9229 : 12:32 - oh and yahweh shut up 
kira9229 : 12:32 - {XD}
anialator : 12:32 - :O
kira9229 : 12:32 - your the one with the sex change

base : 15:26 - im older thn you huilt
base : 15:26 - guilt
base : 15:27 - 13 days older
Guilt : 15:27 - Oh. Actual age wise...
Guilt : 15:27 - Pfft, I always like to go for older men, base.
Guilt : 15:27 - And if you were gay....
evrox : 15:27 -XD
makk : 15:27 - :O
Guilt : 15:27 - Oh the things you'd let me do to you.
base : 15:27 - XD
base : 15:28 - shame im disgusting
Ahab : 15:28 - guilt ur gay?
base : 15:28 - and ugly
Ahab : 15:28 - lol
makk : 15:28 - SC, is messed up right now... im gonna go...
Heggs : 15:28 - Robert Dartnell
Guilt : 15:28 - Pffft!? Who's gay!? I'm not gay!

KevinMp : 00:09 *trips and spills cream everywhere*

tipsy : 19:56 - command and conqer FTW
tipsy : 19:56 - 8)
Neener : 19:57 - you mean like...
Neener : 19:57 - bend over!!!
Neener : 19:57 - then you know
tipsy : 19:57
deathmourn : 19:57 - Lamo
tipsy : 19:58 - insufficant funds!

Soap : 19:50 - how do you use backlog ability points?
JPF : 19:51 - i know i was being stupid 
jiggy : 19:51 - mrings all the boys to the yardy ball sack b
LoveBunny : 19:51 - "The Terminator" is agood tune.
jiggy : 19:51 - and there like its bigger then yours
LoveBunny : 19:51 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbKbe82AGhw
deathmourn : 19:51 - Same as the others
jiggy : 19:51 - damn right its bigger then yours
LoveBunny : 19:51 - soos that ^^
deathmourn : 19:51 - They are jsut instant
jiggy : 19:51 - I can shag you bt id have to charge

jiggy : 19:49 - Suck my hairy ball sack

21:56:37 [Warum] You see Tycoon
21:56:41 [Warum] They keep the pedo's away
21:56:48 [Tycoon] ya
21:56:48 [Warum] the ones who would touch the mods are at the bottom
21:56:56 [Warum] where they are far from touching anyone
21:57:10 [Tycoon] well youre bellow me
21:57:14 [Tycoon] so you must be really bad
21:57:19 [Warum] im even more dangerous than you tycoon   
21:57:33 [Tycoon] korey move me now    
21:57:42 Warum moves closer to tycoon
21:57:43 [Tycoon] warums giving me a funny look
21:57:49 [Warum] Your no mod
21:57:57 [Tycoon] can i be yellow
21:57:57 [Warum] but i like how your pants go overyour legs
21:57:59 [Tycoon] or brown
21:58:01 [Warum] its kinda kinky
21:58:02 [Tycoon] anything 
21:58:12 [Tycoon] make me russian
21:58:18 Warum puts my hand on tycoons shoulder
21:58:20 [Tycoon] just get me outta here
21:58:21 [Tycoon] OMFG
21:58:32 [Korey] haha, touched
21:58:42 Warum ties tycoon down to his chair
21:58:45 [Warum] Muhaha!
21:58:49 [Tycoon] ***** i will bite yo titty
21:59:01 [Warum] How did you know what i liked?    
21:59:05 [Tycoon] Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh 
21:59:19 Warum starts to deep toungue kiss tycoon
21:59:23 [Tycoon] EW
21:59:35 [Warum] *gurgle Gurgle*
21:59:47 [Tycoon] i have herpes
21:59:52 [Warum] so do i    
21:59:57 [Tycoon] :O!!
22:00:12 [Tycoon] i have herpes on my tongue
22:00:18 Warum slips my hand down tycoons pants
22:00:30 Warum is amazed to find he feels nothing there
22:00:33 Warum runs away   
22:00:41 [Tycoon] i tucked it
22:00:48 [Warum] thats geh dude
22:00:52 [Tycoon] hahahahaha
22:01:00 [Tycoon] i knew youd try

20:31:30 [Guest13321] 1 or 2 pixels is the size of your dick deathmourn
20:31:31 [Guest13321] Shutup
20:31:35 [deathmourn] Lmao
20:31:36 User Guest13321 has been banned.
20:31:39 [Warum] haha

14:05 Jerv whacks whiskeyjac with his penis.
14:05 whiskeyjac left to the south.
14:05 whiskeyjac shimmers into existance next to you.
14:05 Jerv : come back for more?
14:05 whiskeyjac : i believe that classifies as assault with a deadly weapon
14:05 Jerv : XD

Jess : 06:24 - we could use some food tbh 
Seraphim : 06:24 - Some sexy food?
Seraphim : 06:25 - Such as chocolate and fruits
Seraphim : 06:25 - In a combination
Jess : 06:25 - mhmmm 
Jess : 06:25 - and whipped cream 
Seraphim : 06:25 - And whips
kira9229 : 06:25 - je mange fruc sec
Seraphim : 06:25 - .. which aren't food.
Seraphim : 06:25 - >_>
Food : 06:25 - *faps*

12:50   CannOwns : good goat
12:50   Goaty : ^.^
12:50   CannOwns pats goat on the head.
12:50   Goaty bleats happily.
12:50   CannOwns : does someone need milking?
12:50   Goaty : !
12:50   CannOwns : XD
12:50   Goaty edges away.
12:50   Yataragazu : :X XD!

Pie : 12:34 - Sorry, I've forgot how to ban people.
Warum : 12:35 - pie i beleive its /ban warum <9999>
Pie : 12:35 - /ban Warum 9999
Warum : 12:35 - no no no pie
UriahB7 : 12:35 - you forgot the < >
Warum : 12:35 - its /ban warum <9999>
Pie : 12:35 - /ban warum <9999>
Warum : 12:35 - awe damn
Warum : 12:36 - didnt work xD
Scott : 12:36 - No no no
Scott : 12:36 - Its $=warum Action=Ban <time4=99 >
System : 12:36 - Scott banned player Warum from the game.
Scott : 12:36 - Crap :s
Pie : 12:37 - :D
Pie : 12:37 - Oh yeah, that's it

01:51   Yataragazu : We're alone now... {83}
01:51   yamateh16 : :O
01:51   yamateh16 gets ready...
01:52   Yataragazu gets closer to yama...
01:52   yamateh16 : look a soap !
01:52   Dark Flame gained 4% control of area.
01:52   Yataragazu : {83}
01:52   Yataragazu : :O!
01:52   Yataragazu : Where!?
01:52   yamateh16 : let me get it....
01:52   yamateh16 bends ove.....
01:52   Yataragazu :  {D8} {83}
01:52   Yataragazu drools.
01:52   yamateh16 left to the east.
01:52   You are now at coordinates 10,11.
01:52   yamateh16 : arghhhhhhhhhhhhh
01:52   Yataragazu : XD!
01:52   Rotten : XD
01:52   yamateh16 : i need therapy now

23:04:09 [Food] Ello 
23:04:16 [Scott] Food
23:04:19 [Scott] Talk to the hand
23:04:27 [Food] Hi hand, how are you?
23:04:35 [Scott] Hand is busy
23:04:46 [Scott] omgthat sounds wrong    
23:04:56 [Food] How rude..hands wants to talk to me and then he goes "Busy"

06:09   jiggy shimmers into existance next to you.
06:09   RedRum left to the south.
06:09   jiggy lets out a fierce roar.
06:09   Yataragazu : :O!
06:09   jiggy : DF still run from me :(
06:09   Yataragazu : Should I be scared? :X
06:09   jiggy : Not really
06:09   Yataragazu : ^.^
06:09   jiggy : Your not taking TC land
06:09   jiggy : I see no reason to kill you :P
06:09   Yataragazu : So... Will you rub my nipples?
06:09   jiggy : :X
06:10   Yataragazu : Or I have to rub first? {83}
06:10   Dark Flame gained 2% control of area. (Points Frozen)
06:10   Dark Flame lost 2% control of area. (Points Frozen)
06:10   jiggy nibbles Yata's nipples.
06:10   jiggy disappears in a shimmer of light.

RottenJr : 05:32 - Lazy bum
RottenJr : 05:32 - -.-
Yataragazu : 05:32 - Yeah, and proud of ^.^
Jess : 05:32 - XD
Yataragazu : 05:33 - I had a rough day :P
RottenJr : 05:33 - Yeah, Jess wore you out didn't she?
Jess : 05:33 - i have that effect
Yataragazu : 05:33 - Pfft, I wish... {83}
RottenJr : 05:33 - You were out cold yat
jiggy : 05:33 - mmhhh....
RottenJr : 05:33 - You wouldn't remember the handcuffs and blindfolds
Yataragazu : 05:33 - I think that you wore me out after Jess, Jr {83}
jiggy : 05:34 - Side chat reminds of those really bad chat up rooms
Yataragazu : 05:34 - Oh yes, I do remember those... {83}
Jess : 05:34 - its gonna get worse jiggy
RottenJr : 05:34 - jiggy, it's late, I got off work earlier, I'm hyper.........
Jess : 05:34 - 
RottenJr : 05:34 - and strung out on Mt Dew XD
Yataragazu : 05:34 - XD!
RottenJr : 05:34 - baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaad mix
jiggy : 05:34 - Riight....
Yataragazu : 05:35 - It's 6:32 am, I woke up at 9pm. It'll get a loooooot more
Yataragazu : 05:35 - worse XD
RottenJr : 05:35 - /me gets really wide eyed
RottenJr : 05:35 - I'm freaking out man
Jess : 05:35 - mt dew is just bad alone :X
Yataragazu : 05:35 - Jess' dew is... Kinky {83}
jiggy : 05:35 - I haven't slapt in 2days >:(
jiggy : 05:35 - Stop talking about sleep
RottenJr : 05:35 - and dirty :O
Jess : 05:35 - XD
jiggy : 05:35 - Or I will have to rub your nipples
Jess : 05:35 - yeah ! drink my dew!
Yataragazu : 05:35 - Yeah, specially dirty... {83}
RottenJr : 05:36 - For us at least ;P
Yataragazu : 05:36 - hmmm... jiggy rubing my nipples... {83}
jiggy : 05:36 - ;)

Jess : 05:29 - atleast they aint askin me no more
Jess : 05:30 - >.>
Yataragazu : 05:30 - Wanna join, Jess? {83}
Jess : 05:30 - XD
Yataragazu : 05:30 - sorry, I was too busy with Jr's nipples {83}
RottenJr : 05:30 - We already have the single tent XD
RottenJr : 05:30 - We could cuddle on both sides of Jess :O
jiggy : 05:30 - o.O
Jess : 05:30 - oh ya 
Yataragazu : 05:30 - :O! {83}
jiggy : 05:30 - What has Cain done to DF
Yataragazu : 05:30 - me likes {83}
RottenJr : 05:31 - Not so much as what Cain has one to DF
RottenJr : 05:31 - more like what I have done to my Slavers {blood}
jiggy : 05:31 - Eww...
Yataragazu : 05:31 - I think is more like what I have done to you XD
Yataragazu : 05:31 - I gave the touch to DF XD
RottenJr : 05:31 - Or with me
RottenJr : 05:31 - Think about that tonight and go to sleep
RottenJr : 05:32 - Bet it'll never happen
Jess : 05:32 - stop fondling df
RottenJr : 05:32 - But jess.....you are df
Yataragazu : 05:32 - I sleep Jr, thank you -.-
RottenJr : 05:32 - Can't really help it now can we? {83}

RottenJr : 05:22 - I haz an evil laugh 
Yataragazu : 05:23 - Better call him Jr, you never know when Sr's around XD
RottenJr : 05:23 - It comes with the gang {83}
Yataragazu : 05:23 - Jr... You have a gay laugh :X
RottenJr : 05:23 - Yat, you forget who you work for {ebil}
Yataragazu : 05:23 - I work only for Cain 8)
Yataragazu : 05:23 - you're his Speakperson :P
Yataragazu : 05:23 - actually, Jobu's speakperson XD
RottenJr : 05:24 - Actually that's the Council
RottenJr : 05:24 - I answer to them and you answer to me {evil}
Yataragazu : 05:24 - Nevah! I rebel! :O
RottenJr : 05:24 - Then I shall give you 30 lashings!
RottenJr : 05:24 - Remove your shirt
jiggy : 05:24 - Cain will rip off your balls
Yataragazu : 05:25 - sure {83}
Phantom : 05:25 - lovely
Mandle : 05:25 - rebel without a clue XD
Yataragazu : 05:25 - *removes his shirt*
RottenJr : 05:25 - Ohhhh, sexyyyyyyyyyyy
Yataragazu : 05:25 - I know... {83}
Yataragazu : 05:25 - Why don't you do the same now, big boy? {83}
RottenJr : 05:25 - /me touches yat's big burly arms
Yataragazu : 05:25 - 8)
Yataragazu : 05:26 - And look at this abs babe 8)
RottenJr : 05:27 - Okay see now you're border lining gay
Yataragazu : 05:27 - Will you take off your shirt or what!? {83}
RottenJr : 05:27 - XD
Yataragazu : 05:27 - Now I crossed it XD

00:41:02 [Guilt] So, about that new Staff Hiring...
00:41:15 [AlPacin0] For what position?    
00:41:24 [Guilt] Missionary on your mom.  

Kolgena : 12:57 - ow. I got gang butt-sexed
Kolgena : 12:57 - or bang gutt-sexed
Kolgena : 12:57 - can't tell.
Heggs : 12:57 - there's a way to fix that >:(
Kolgena : 12:58 - get a new rectum?
Heggs : 12:58 - maybe :O
Kolgena : 12:58 - let me borrow yours
Kolgena : 12:58 - I'll give it back after I finish washing mine
anialator : 12:58 - :X
Heggs : 12:58 - mine's too nice
Heggs : 12:58 - I have the prettiest rectum

Hommie : 16:23 - my ass isn't that loose though 

Bernard721 : 22:47 - I live in the server :O
Bernard721 : 22:47 - I'm a bot :O
anialator : 22:47 - its wednesday here
Iceman : 22:47 - I am the server
anialator : 22:47 - so bernard is inside you now?
anialator : 22:47 - butt sex 0 Clock
Bernard721 : 22:48 - .. :X

Heggs : 16:17
balls in the mouth <3

anialator : 22:52 - hey base, zvas banned again?
base : 22:52 - well duh
iceycold : 22:52 - yep XD
base : 22:53 - want the award for most obvious question?
anialator : 22:53 - XD
iceycold : 22:53 - base i want a award!!!! XD
base : 22:53 - iceycold winner of the legs wide open award 
iceycold : 22:54 - base -_-
base : 22:54 - you asked for it
anialator : 22:54 - XD

Tation : 02:26 -  so you took the name Darby... because its gangster?
Silver96 : 02:26 - heartless wtf is are talking about?
Tation : 02:27 - heartless is old school gangster now
Heartless : 02:27 - Nah poleshiner Darby is my last name
base : 02:28 -  can we stop the harrassment
base : 02:30 - we all have internet personalitys
Tation : 02:31 - yes I agree Base but I mean he said his mob name was
Tation : 02:31 - poleshiner
base : 02:31 - makes him sound like he gave handjobs under the bar
base : 02:32 - but thats not the point

base : 19:21 - febuary 10th was the last time (he got laid)
anialator : 19:21 - aww
base : 19:21 - pssh typing drunk isnt that hard
anialator : 19:21 - you must be really desperate to remember the date
SHYSTA : 19:21 - XD
base : 19:21 - XD
deathmourn : 19:21 - XD
base : 19:22 - ive got the girl i fancy lined up
base : 19:22 - if i phail with her i got some fat chick as back up
anialator : 19:22 - im sure bonghitter will fill in until then
base : 19:22 - thats hpw a man does it 

Neener : 11:35 - i want your anus pillage
Pillage : 11:35 - Its 5c's per, Neen. 
Neener : 11:36 - awsome

16:22:20 [Steve] like a picture of my bum in a thong
16:22:25 [maddoctor] ?>.>
16:22:25 [Chris] o.o
16:22:34 [Steve] it was a df contest    
16:22:42 [Steve] best looking bum contest
16:22:49 [Steve] i won 1000c

Jerv : 08:00 - gay porn ftw!

02:27   kicuout : i got a 21 condoms on!
02:27   kicuout : 10 on my fingers one on each toe
02:27   Guilt : 21 Condoms? Can you even feel your penis?
02:27   kicuout : and 1 on ym gential
02:27   Dixenlee pops one of kic's condoms.
02:27   Guilt :{XD}
02:27   kicuout : not all on my penis u froob
02:28   kicuout : they dont make 2.5inch condoms anymore

12:52   anialator pokes azwaz's penis.
12:52   ExDeath : :X
12:52   anialator : ::yes::
12:52   anialator : i bet that woke him up
12:52   azwaz smiles gleefully.

00:33:22 [faelust] booty is better than boobie
00:33:29 [AlPacinO] fae knows
00:33:39 [faelust] a nice apple shaped bum
00:33:44 [AlPacinO] yupppp
00:33:45 [ironbeany] yeh tbh now that ive grown i prefer a plump buttox
00:33:50 [faelust] totally better than saggy nipple curtains
00:33:56 [AlPacinO] {sick}
00:33:59 [Flickzman] b-b-b-b-back-offff
00:34:02 [AlPacinO] 'now that ive grown'
00:34:07 [AlPacinO] sheez iron, dont get excited on chat
00:34:09 [ironbeany] {XD}
00:34:11 [AlPacinO] take it to the bathroom

Mandle : 09:15 - snow to inv
snowstorm : 09:15 - hommie and all other tc back to wl for me 
snowstorm : 09:15 - thx mandle 
snowstorm : 09:15 - Love  you !!
Mandle : 09:15 - np 
snowstorm : 09:15 - (in an un-gay way!)
Mandle : 09:15 - oh yeah...um...*cough*
snowstorm : 09:15 - what you want a gay way  xD
Odie : 09:16 - mandle thx snowstorm must bend over now 
Odie : 09:16 - thx = think*
snowstorm : 09:16 - yeah i forgot i dropped soap in my shower 
snowstorm : 09:16 -  :D
Mandle : 09:16 - /me hands snow a soap-on-a-rope
Mandle : 09:16 - just enough rope to
Mandle : 09:16 - hang urself with
snowstorm : 09:17 - oh:( how do i drop it now for you mandle 
snowstorm : 09:17 - u ruined it!
Mandle : 09:17 - {xd}

Ross : 20:34 - oh god
Reve : 20:36 - sweet jesus
Yataragazu : 20:36 - :X
Reve : 20:36 - bj on a double down thats a rarity
Reve : 20:36 - *21

Tycoon : 15:13 - korey banged a fat chick? ^^
Korey : 15:13 - pretty much

KevinMp : 00:59 - u filthry foul venereal disease *****!
KevinMp : 00:59 - u injured meh! 
Skitzo : 00:59 - Thanks man!
Smokin420 : 01:00 - /me nods

REDx4203 : 17:15 if i tried harder i'd be higher

jiggy : 10:57 - Someone go kill the old man in WL
jiggy : 10:57 - He keeps getting lucky on me
bouchie : 10:57 - You defeat Jerv and gain 2911 exp. (17%)
bouchie : 10:57 - old man is dead
jiggy : 10:58 - No hes not
Jerv : 10:58 - i'm not an old man
Jerv : 10:58 - you're spoiling my image i use for grooming minors :(

23:12:19 [Naddral] i'm sorry for using bad words clarity
23:12:21 [Naddral] now spank me
23:12:24 [Naddral] i've been a bad boy

DARKLORD : 20:22  may i have some snow white balls please
noctem : 20:22 my balls melted 
Deck : 20:22 One minute is not a legit kill.
deathmourn : 20:23 quoted

Skorne : 00:22 - going to go find an Eagle to rape.

Sparky : 12:47 - i sell maddoctor on the street corner
DOOMER123 : 12:47 - wot
maddoctor : 12:48 - My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard damn right
maddoctor : 12:48 - its betta than Zorgs

23:16:12 [Tsukasa] Kitten wants head
23:16:14 [Tsukasa] my*

bcfcespley : 18:57 - im doing some females at the mo

Kingster89 : 06:40 - don't me me penis slap you! >:(
Kingster89 : 06:40 - make*

21:51:44 [maddoctor] Pie's suckiness is more than satisfactory
21:51:56 [Naddral] Pie give gooooooood sucky sucky only ten dolla

06:28:59 [maddoctor] i swear to god your just asking for it D:
06:29:03 [chipmoney] thats what she said!
06:29:12 Nitrous bends over
06:29:16 [Nitrous] give to me hard
06:29:16 maddoctor rams 
06:29:21 [maddoctor] OH YEAH!
06:29:22 [Nitrous] o.o
06:29:24 [maddoctor] HARDER
06:29:29 [maddoctor] Oh oh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 
06:29:29 [Nitrous] D:

03:31:33 [Gambit] HOLY SHNOZEBERIES BAT MAN! i smell a 3som? no 4 som! Me Nazi Bella And Heggs
03:31:40 [NaziHalo] sorry i dont share
03:31:46 [Gambit] DAMMIT
03:31:49 [Gambit] ill watch then
03:31:56 [NaziHalo] no sorry, girls only in the girls room
03:32:04 [Gambit] ...oh what about just me and you?
03:32:13 [NaziHalo] sorry, girls only in the girls room
03:32:35 [Gambit] ...what about my room?
03:32:42 [NaziHalo] sorry im allergic to cat
03:32:49 [Gambit] i dont have a cat
03:32:58 [NaziHalo] no but you are a pussy    
03:33:03 NaziHalo hides from the pun police
03:33:04 [Tsukasa] HAHAHAHA
03:33:06 [Gambit] Prove it
03:33:06 [Tsukasa] BURNED!

02:25:01 [maddoctor] Bernard721 if you join oc nazi will show you how to poledance on oc hq
02:25:01 User Larse has logged in.
02:25:08 [NaziHalo] yeah
02:25:13 [Bernard721] Tempting offer    
02:25:14 [NaziHalo] my milkshakes bring tc to the yard
02:25:18 [maddoctor]  XD  
02:25:20 [NaziHalo] i can show you, but ill have to charge
02:25:30 Bernard721 runs to join OC

14:50:06 [Zorg] You put me off women for life! I like men now    

14:12:40 [maddoctor] Pies going to turn up on my door step with a shotgun one day   
14:14:17 [Pie] Yes
14:14:18 [Pie] Yes i am
14:14:24 [Slyzorer] OWNED
14:14:27 [maddoctor] only because you want to blow me with love

23:29:15 Tsukasa changes his bedding to leopard print
23:29:17 [Tsukasa] lol
23:29:20 Tsukasa feels sexy
23:29:21 [Nitrous] >.>   
23:29:32 [Nitrous] Tsu,    
23:29:45 [Tsukasa] I really do have leopard print    
23:29:57 [Nitrous] dude, send me a pic with you in a zebra print thong!
23:30:12 [Nitrous] that would be awsome
23:30:31 [Nitrous] zebra print thong on a leopard print bedding >.>
23:30:39 [Tsukasa] nitrous...im a boy
23:30:44 [Tsukasa] isnt that icky?    
23:30:46 [Nitrous] you are?
23:30:53 [Heggs] that's just too much
23:30:58 [Tsukasa] lmao
23:30:59 Kovalis vomits 
23:31:07 [Tsukasa] S'why you called me dude

02:23:41 [jiggy] Its quite big 
02:23:51 [jiggy] hahaha not the first time I said that   

Jake : 17:24 - Paine come here and tell me what you want for christmas.
Paine : 17:24 - 1 more and i become a real problem for you
Ross : 17:24 - Paine
Paine : 17:24 - you want me to sit on your lap jake
Ross : 17:24 - sit on my lap, we'll talk about the first thing that pops up
Jake : 17:25 - Yes Paine come here love.
Paine : 17:25 - short convo ross
Paine : 17:25 - :P
Cee4293 : 17:25 - XD
Ross : 17:25 - XD
Jake : 17:25 - lmao
Jake : 17:25 - Paine that was quality.

 zvasbinder : 23:23 - i suck at night
zvasbinder : 23:23 - during the day i kill at night i suck
Aaronsan : 23:23 - how much do you charge?

Zorg : 06:08 - Next person to swear on side chat is banned.
Zorg : 06:08 - I'm tired of listening to this already.
Neener : 06:09 - i feel pwned 
SnowFlake : 06:09 - hey zorg 
newlagoon : 06:09 - Zorg, is bollo cks a swear word or not?
Zorg : 06:09 - Very bad question to ask after I gave that warning newlagoon
pilchardbo : 06:10 - It's very mild
bmcbmg : 06:10 - yuck
Renovatio : 06:10 - zorg, wjhat happens when you get staff favor ?
pilchardbo : 06:10 - like "cojones"
newlagoon : 06:10 - I know but I wanna know 
System : 06:10 - Zorg granted his staff disfavor on newlagoon.

Oct 27 11:00 PM [Guest82199] base
Oct 27 11:00 PM [Guest82199] ur staff right?
Oct 27 11:00 PM [base] no
Oct 27 11:00 PM [base] im just pure sex

21:09   funman12 pulls down vemps pants to find a...
21:09   Vemp : fun: watch what you'll say next

Gillie : 04:59 - its easier to make a hole than make a pole

bigmick : 11:12 - oh last nite i did some horizontal jogging
Rapala : 11:12 - Did u do the merry go ride also?
bigmick : 11:13 - i was merry and there was riding involed

Sinvx : 23:03 - my cat hates me:(
Tsukasa : 23:03 - becasue you touch yourself at night
Tsukasa : 23:03 - and she sees you doing so
Sinvx : 23:03 -:o
Sinvx : 23:04 - sick cat
Tsukasa : 23:04 - haha, learned your lesson

05:01 Nitrous has joined the chat. 
05:01 [Kaylem] wtf is that in my pants!? 
05:01 [Pie] XD 
05:01 [Kaylem] oh hi nit...

4:38: Chipedwood: Evrox should be a dirty word XD

3:01 PM [me13] if boxers had bra sizes id still be in a training bra  

9:46 PM [Nitrous] stalking is a privelidge not a right

16:12 [MrCrowley] Crotch Explosion? 
16:12 [Anovski] maybe...

Primie : 19:22 - Who likes my new char look? :D
Shaidar : 19:23 - lol, its freddy mercury

21:37:15 [kooldork] staff has taken over the chat room
21:37:17 [kooldork] XD   
21:38:24 [me13] Only the cool staff
21:38:31 User Fiction has logged out.
21:38:37 [me13] See ^    
21:38:43 [me13] Jokes!

Sinvx : 17:17 - Buwhahahahahahahaha hhahahahahahahahahh ahaahahahhahahahahh aha
deller : 17:17 - give all staff favour to me lol
Flagg : 17:18 - never tried before dball
deller : 17:18 - i wanna get it full
Zorg : 17:18 - Please observe the 5 haha limit on mwhaha and buwhaha's

06:54:01 [Steve] one of my jobs is doing what i just did to heggs earlier

User Deeg has logged out.
[Pie] If he talks now, it doesn't say his name    
[maceybhoy] :O hes a ghost
[maceybhoy] what if he does ./me XD
[Pie] ...
User Deeg has logged in.
[Deeg] i wouldn't ever do "you"
[Pie] >.>
[Deeg] weirdo.
[maceybhoy] XD
[Pie] Lol
[Shover3d] XD
User Deeg has logged out.

Primie : 20:42 - you can't even get it up anymore fifty
Primie : 20:42 - you dont satisfy me anymore
Cannon : 20:43 - he satisfied people before?
deadartist : 20:43 - well that proves it
deadartist : 20:43 - primie takes it in the ass
fiftycal12 : 20:43 - Well it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway with you
Cannon : 20:43 - You defeated Frost in self defense.
iceycold : 20:43 - wait am i gettin ingorned!!!!primie? no yea?
Primie : 20:43 - fifty is kinky like that da
darp : 20:43 - We need that, thank you.
deadartist : 20:44 -
deadartist : 20:44 - see primie
fiftycal12 : 20:44 - You need to stop fisting yourself Primie
deadartist : 20:44 - its fun to joke around
iceycold : 20:44 - darp?hi........if primie wont take me then will u?
Primie : 20:44 - maybe you should try, old man
fiftycal12 : 20:45 - you want me to fist you? again?
Primie : 20:45 - icey, if you're a 12 yo boy, fifty would be happy too
deadartist : 20:45 - as whole sc goes homosexual

Goaty : 17:55 - You can always expect Jake to be blunt. :P
JoeDemoggs : 17:56 - yeah tbh XD
maddoctor : 17:56 - See.. im not there and mentors screw up :(
JakeyBoy : 17:56 - Im honest unlike some. 
JakeyBoy : 17:56 - Some people just suck dick to get favor
JoeDemoggs : 17:56 - I wish i could XD
JakeyBoy : 17:56 - They get eroused by yellow mail.
Staff : 17:56 - -_-
JoeDemoggs : 17:56 - *they
Goaty : 17:57 - Freudian slip there, JD? :O
Tibos : 17:57 - lol Goaty
JoeDemoggs : 17:57 - lol XD
Thanatos : 17:57 - XD

Bladez : 20:40 - i hear ross tries to touch skorne while they do it
Kitten : 20:40 - I almost pissed myself laughing

Cheetah : 04:23 - I need to tell my girl to get into the kitchen tomorrow lol
Heartless : 04:24 - tell that ***** to make me some sghetti!
Citizen : 04:24 - monggo w/ mallungay and noodles last night 
Cheetah : 04:25 - Mmm
Cheetah : 04:25 - Heartless you aint gonna get Beep
Heartless : 04:25 - Thats cool, I'm not much for Beep anyway!
Heartless : 04:25 - I want some god damn sghetti!
Cheetah : 04:26 - Then get some Chey Boyardee's
Cheetah : 04:26 - Chef
Heartless : 04:26 - Man I want my sghetti made with love, not sauce!
Cheetah : 04:27 - Neither my girl or I love you
Cheetah : 04:27 - so you aint gonna get no sgetti
Heartless : 04:27 - Thats just cuz she ain't met me yet...
Cheetah : 04:28 - No
Cheetah : 04:28 - She hates most white men
Cheetah : 04:28 - and black men...
Heartless : 04:28 - I bet if I show her my italian sausage, she'll make me...
Heartless : 04:28 - some damn sghetti!
Cheetah : 04:28 - You aint got nothin but a Vienna Sausage
Heartless : 04:29 - ...
Heartless : 04:29 - ... at least it's thicker than your slim jim.
Bladez : 04:30 - sorry cheetah your girl just said she dont love you

SchleppRoc : 20:55 - anywho...what size you want it?
rosi83 : 20:55 - roc im gonna hurt u
Kolgena : 20:55 - hey kird
SchleppRoc : 20:55 - s,m or larger?
duncan2688 : 20:55 - lol
kirdgeot : 20:55 - ?
martindoom : 20:55 - hmmm...
Kolgena : 20:56 -:o
martindoom : 20:56 - this is agreat quote right there

base : 00:56 - i dont masturbate over my keyboard >.>
base : 00:59 - tissue is the main target for that sort of thing >.>
base : 00:59 - no crsty just flushy

XxDCxX : 11:08 - i am wearing silk boxers and they fel weird

Ohlhoff : 03:01 - I actually heard that bigmick gives wicked bj's
Noodle : 03:01 - Ohlhoff
Noodle : 03:01 - Nice one

base : 17:55 - im not nitrouses keeper -_-
Neener : 17:55 - base is not the frogmaster
LordTwitch : 17:55 - omfg bmc shut up! !!!!!!!!!!
base : 17:55 - i just occasionally change his nappy and breast feed him -_-

Jake : 21:47 Im gay so that dosn't bother me *grabs base*

Sven : 05:23 - k3nny send me all your cs
K3nny : 05:23 - no
Sven : 05:23 - /me slaps k3nny
K3nny : 05:24 - =[ /me kicks sven in the nuts
Sven : 05:24 - ouch ='[

base : 23:33 - heggs is a girl!! 
base : 23:33 - i thought she was a cute long haired guy 

b00nface : 17:02 - i felt like a right idiot couldnt go in the pool
b00nface : 17:02 - cause there was kids
b00nface : 17:02 - and I had a boner

RottenJr : 19:04 /me snuggles next to mom
RottenJr : 19:05  Why do I suck so bad tonight?

Litleflimz : 07:57 - please dont ban me for this question lol
Litleflimz : 07:58 - could i attempt to log in as flimz and saint, and sell their
Litleflimz : 07:58 - stuff to people here?
Litleflimz : 07:58 - 5c for a titan lol
Litleflimz : 07:59 - i will even waste their credits getting you sub lol
Scott : 07:59 - Go read ToS please
Litleflimz : 07:59 - lol
Scott : 07:59 - before i kill you 
Litleflimz : 07:59 - scott we both hate them
RandomHero : 07:59 - he can read?
Aaron : 07:59 - Tossing over Scott? 
Litleflimz : 07:59 - yep scott taught me!
Aaron : 07:59 - perfect timing 

deathmourn : 06:38 - I can pee and play Legacy at the same time!
deathmourn : 06:38 - Oh yeah beat that suckas!
deathmourn : 06:38 - Yall know ur jealous!
makk : 06:40 - dude...
deathmourn : 06:40 - Don't be hating..
deathmourn : 06:40 - You know u wish u could..
Haze : 06:41 - [XD]
deathmourn : 06:41 - Plus, I can brush my teeth, and jerkoff
Silfarion : 06:41 - Wait.
deathmourn : 06:41 - While getting the highscore
Silfarion : 06:41 - Is there a new WL map next month?
deathmourn : 06:42 - On ttr3
makk : 06:42 - this needs quoting
deathmourn : 06:42 - You KNOW you wanna do that!

14:26   nimrod : ( * )( * )
14:26   anialator : Boobis?
14:26   nimrod : yep

01:33   [DF Chat] zerocomman : boobies :D
01:33   [DF Chat] Kell : what boobs? she has granny tits
01:33   [DF Chat] Johnno : sad thing is they are still probably cementing 4th
01:33   [DF Chat] place attacking us
01:33   [DF Chat] D34th : they are all under heggs boobs?
01:33   [DF Chat] D34th : hey kell ...boobs are boobs
01:33   [DF Chat] Kell : you're a sick man
01:34   [DF Chat] zerocomman XD