Joe's Merchandise is a shop that sells items related to special events that happen in real life and other unique items.

Joe -

Items always available

Necklace	1000c		This misc item gives no stat benefits, it can simply be worn as a gesture of peace to your enemies.
Chronicle of Blood	10,000c		You must be level 45 to use this item, this rare book contains hidden secrets and knowledge is power.
Birthday Card	100c		Send a card to a friend on their birthday, you may only purchase 1 at a time and can write a custom message inside each.

Valentine's Day

Balloon		Spread love instead of violence with this heart shaped balloon, buy one and give it to that special person only available to buy during the valentines period!
Flowers		This item although serving no real purpose, can be traded as a jesture of friendship or love. Buy some and send them to a friend.

Easter

Eggs		A basket full of chocolate filled eggs, sold by Joe during Easter every year. Eat them to restore some health.
Bunny Ears		They will not help you fight, but they look cute. Wear these and show everyone how much you love easter.

Halloween

Bag of Candy	10c		Give to your friends to celebrate halloween, it will heal you for 75 health, but cannot be used when injured.
Plastic Horns	500c		Wear these plastic devil horns to celebrate halloween, although they serve no other purpose.
Plastic Halo	500c		Wear this plastic halo to celebrate halloween, although they serve no other purpose.

Christmas

Christmas Card	50c		Write your own custom description in them as you make your purchase, then send them to your friends.
Snowballs	600c		Quite possibly the greatest weapons ever invented, get them while they're hot. No really, they last forever!
Christmas Hat	400c		Spread the christmas cheer by equipping this hat as a misc item, hey if you're really happy you could even wear two.

More special-event items will be released as time goes on. After a time, holiday items are removed from the shops, and the date of the next event items' release is posted.