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17:03:51 [Korey] I see you're not dead    
17:03:58 [Nitrous] oh no I am
17:04:01 [Nitrous] I'm in heaven now
17:04:09 [Nitrous] which is weird because Legacy is here ._.
17:04:19 [defosage] XD
17:04:28 [Korey] Legacy will follow us everywhere
17:04:31 [Nitrous] would have thought I'd get error site belongs in hell

21:48   Scott : Pie can i be staff?
21:48   Pie : No
21:48   Scott:  Why not you didnt say no last night
21:48   Pie : Last night you didn't ask to be staff
21:48   Scott: You kind of screamed the opposite from no over and over.

Korey : 16:26 - atsignmoneymoney
defosage : 16:26 - sounds like a crappy rap title, korey XD
Korey : 16:26 - XD
Naddral : 16:27 - All it needs is hoes and gold
Naddral : 16:27 - it's gonna be in the top 10

00:25:09 User Citizen has logged in.
00:31:04 [Naddral] japanman
00:31:09 [Naddral] draw me a robot with tits
00:35:11 User Citizen has logged out.
00:35:17 [Naddral] domo arigato mr roboto

01:38:30 [Zymis] this party needs some naked chicks
01:41:25 [Bacardi] Bender
01:41:29 [Bacardi] Strip for us.

System : 00:01 - None randomly shifted.
Food : 00:01 - ..right on
tipsy : 00:01 -
Heggs : 00:01 - what the hell?
tipsy : 00:01 -
tipsy : 00:01 - i know right
Food : 00:01 - I want what system is drinking
tipsy : 00:01 - Lol!

evrox : 11:28 - did you know if the head female clown fish dies
evrox : 11:28 - the male turns into a female
evrox : 11:28 - to take her place
noctem : 11:28 - well ur mom doesn't even if shes giving a blowjob 
evrox : 11:28 - theres only ever 1 female clown fish in a school
evrox : 11:28 - so nemos dad would have been his mum
evrox : 11:28 - that film was soo wrong

Freshman : 15:44 oh god.
Freshman : 15:44 another song???
Bikari : 15:45 you called my name fresh 

14:32 Pingu shimmers into existance next to you.
14:32 Pingu flops his big gay penis out .

noctem : 16:19 - who calls it a penis it sounds sick and weak 
Rotten : 16:20 - turd, nice 129
Deck : 16:20 - Indeed. The appropriate manly phrase is "meat stick".
darp : 16:20 - Or Glistening Pork Sword.
Deck : 16:20 - "Hey baby, wanna see my GPS?"

Subzero : 21:27 - OC TO WL df is on the metal thingy ma bob
Bikari : 21:27 - refinery?
Subzero : 21:27 - Yeah tha!

Soap : 09:19 -  summon please
Herpes : 09:19 - Me tooooo please
UriahB7 : 09:19 - oooo
fire4smile : 09:19 - soap?is ur name supposed to be ironic?
Soap : 09:20 - i really dont know....
Kingster89 : 09:20 - Don't you get it fire?
Kingster89 : 09:20 - People in BoD has herpes because they always drop the Soap
Kingster89 : 09:20 - duh.
evrox : 09:20 - lLMAO
fire4smile : 09:20 - Lmfao
AllLitUp20 : 09:21 - I think that would be dropping it IN the soap

Taffy : 17:46 - jiggy,u,gp,tp,garefs,gou se,again?
chrisfucci : 17:46 - revives on my market for 7 c's
maceybhoy : 17:46 - O_o
jiggy : 17:47 - You serisouly need a new keyboard mate 

Neener : 14:22 - i have the swine aids

19:01 ExDeath : so
19:01 ExDeath : I hearz from a very reliable source
19:01 ExDeath : that u liek mudkepz
19:02 Yataragazu ::O!
19:02 ExDeath : :O
19:02 Hypno : im not reliable XD
19:02 Yataragazu : You better kick your sources in the mouth
19:02 Yataragazu : Coz they're not reliable XD
19:02 ExDeath : XD
19:02 Yataragazu : See? XD
19:02 Hypno : :X
19:02 Hypno disappears in a shimmer of light

20:01:36 [Korey] scott
20:01:39 [Korey] you suck!
20:01:40 [Korey] muahaha
20:01:45 [Korey] oh wait, he aint here
20:01:46 [Korey] :(

fire4smile : 12:18 - your british? O_o i thought you were scottish?wtf

ZorgDev : 04:21 - Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
ZorgDev : 04:21 - Crap >.<
ZorgDev : 04:24 - Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Aaron : 04:24 - *slaps zorg*
Aaron : 04:25 - damn machinery always getting stuck...
ZorgDev : 04:28 - lol

15:34:44 Anovski summons ironbeany 
15:35:05 User ironbeany has logged in.

19:45:18 [Fiction] i'm that guy in the bar that sits there and screams at the tv that doesnt even have sound

Hommie : 20:25 - Zorg giving me back anything?
Hommie : 20:25 - that's like asking hitler not to kill the jews

23:30   Rod : oooh my nipples are hard
23:31   Rod collapses from radiation poisoning.

Zorg : 12:46 - :) an idea shamelessly stolen off bcfc's sig

Zorg : 12:54 - Wonder when the 3 ghosts will visit Cannon this year.
Zorg : 12:54 - Or maybe they quit trying. :O
anialator : 12:54 - XD
CannOwns : 12:55 - they said probably on the 25th
CannOwns : 12:55 - around 3am or so
CannOwns : 12:55 - you know the usual
Zorg : 12:55 - I hear the ghost of christmas past killed himself last year.
Phantom : 12:55 - XD
lloydbanks : 12:55 - Bahh Humbug
6Vincent6 : 12:55 - The ghost killed himself. <_<
Kolgena : 12:55 - That's unfortunate.
6Vincent6 : 12:56 - The blind men seen it! :X
Zorg : 12:56 - :D

base : 00:45 - im a lesbian

DarkAngel : 21:16
id love to watch u base
Heggs : 21:17
All tc to wl
Cloud : 21:17
can someone give me
a revive
deathmourn : 21:17
stalker

tipsy : 19:05 - its gay :/
Deeg : 19:06 - and i like it

AllLitUp20 : 20:40 - hes hung in yur family tree?
Bladez : 20:40 - ross dont act like there is no black in your family
Bladez : 20:41 - dont make me disect your mom!

Zorg : 09:41 - What possible use would I have for credits? o.O

Venom : 22:39 - How do you pronounce pwn.. pown..pewn.. or pawn
Heggs : 22:39 - pone
Shaidar : 22:39 - piwn
anialator : 22:40 - pawn
Shaidar : 22:40 - banana
Venom : 22:40 - A lot of people say pawn
Kolgena : 22:40 - i-suck-ass

Zorg : 17:55 - lol if you're on the internet...
Zorg : 17:55 - and havent listened to jonathan coulton before
Zorg : 17:55 - You fail at interneting!

Ross : 18:08 - Matt Lucas got me 
Ross : 18:09 - 
Lucas : 18:09 - woop!
Lucas : 18:09 - im the only gay in the wasteland!
Ross : 18:09 - hahahaha
Nitrous : 18:09 - really now?
Ross : 18:09 - i'm sigging that
Lucas : 18:09 - 

iceycold : 14:34 - Guilt loans to me!!!
Guilt : 14:34 - I've never loaned to you.
Guilt : 14:34 - However, I'd like my Turkey Baster back.
Guilt : 14:34 - My lesbian friends want me to have their children.

15:08:37 [maddoctor] brb getting come milkshake!!!!!!!!
15:08:41 [maddoctor] some*
15:08:45 [maddoctor] OMFG
15:08:50 [maddoctor] i hate my typo's 

Fabi : 11:24 - I've eaten a sub with turned maynaise
Fabi : 11:24 - puked for 2 days, could never look at subs the same since
darp : 11:26 - That'
darp : 11:26 - That's why Fabi won't look at me when we make love
Fabi : 11:27 - cause your maynaise turned?
darp : 11:27 - Bad sub.

Venom375 : 15:37 - heggs killed me in WL :(
Heggs : 15:37 - really?
opal : 15:38 - :P
opal : 15:38 - dont go there then...

anialator : 22:44 - no wai!? Zvas got banned again!
Smokey : 22:44 - ha ha
LinuxGuy : 22:44 - why now? XD
SurreyCND : 22:44 - yeah anialator, he claimed to be a multi
anialator : 22:44 - XD
Omega12 : 22:44 - how long does it usualy take?
IpwnNOOBS : 22:44 - zvas got banned again!?
LinuxGuy : 22:44 - lmao 
LinuxGuy : 22:45 - zvasnoobinder ftw XD
Nemesis : 22:45 - XD

System : 01:49 - Vader granted his staff disfavor on tramp.
Tirth : 01:49 - hi
MastaShake : 01:49 - Vader what do you have against tramps?
Tirth : 01:49 - can i have sum cash m new
Destiny : 01:49 - vaaaddddddeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrr
Vader : 01:50 - no comment

TonyMontna : 01:41 - ill kill you some day mastashake
CLOUD15 : 01:41 - kingdom hearts love it
mafia : 01:41 - dang it i didnt kill it
MastaShake : 01:41 - keep dreaming!
SHYSTA : 01:41 - o yeh nice job killin sc rite now  
MastaShake : 01:41 - Ill pop my head out of my ass before you kill me!
mafia : 01:42 - 
TonyMontna : 01:42 - Well ... if ill kill you ... youll pop ur head out of ur ass
TonyMontna : 01:42 - Deal ?

MastaShake : 12:32 - nitrous is a pillow biter
anialator : 12:32 -  nitrous XD
mario : 12:32 - ohhhh...mums
Tass : 12:32 - YAAY i'm cool now
anialator : 12:32 - nitrous is a pillow loveer
mario : 12:32 - masta....dont say that
anialator : 12:32 - :O
MastaShake : 12:33 - no ani a pillow biter
Tass : 12:33 - :O
Nitrous : 12:33 - it's true anialator, i have like 6 pillows on my bed XD

23:28:59 [Hommie] Tsukasa's mom is a MILF! 
23:32:28 [Tsukasa] ._.
23:38:18 [Chris] ROFL
23:39:53 [6Vincent6] Tsukasa's mom.....milf?.....*shivers*    
23:40:14 [Tsukasa] dont make fun of your boss!
23:42:27 [Shover3d] O.O ?    
23:43:08 [Tsukasa] my mom is vincents boss    
23:46:17 [Chris] 03:40:18 [Tsukasa] dont make fun of your boss
23:46:27 [Chris] So you want him to be sexually attracted to your mum?

6Vincent6 : 20:35 - Sven the hen, hits on men, writes with a pen, and doesnt
6Vincent6 : 20:35 - know when.....uhhh
Neener : 20:35 - but just sticks it in?
Neener : 20:35 - the end?
Sven : 20:35 - kev is a man? :O
Neener : 20:35 - idk 
6Vincent6 : 20:35 - XD

Tsukasa : 20:33 - neener caused poverty
6Vincent6 : 20:33 - -________-
Neener : 20:33 - Tsu caused the holocaust
6Vincent6 : 20:33 - :O
6Vincent6 : 20:34 - Tsu is this true?>:(

Neener : 20:31 -  i hit kev :O
6Vincent6 : 20:31 - :O
6Vincent6 : 20:31 - How dare you! >:(
Albel : 20:32 - /me hits kev
Albel : 20:32 - I did to XD
kev : 20:32 - :O
Sven : 20:32 - /me hits on kev
Neener : 20:32 - fag
Tsukasa : 20:32 - -_-
6Vincent6 : 20:32 - XD
Sven : 20:33 - weiner -_-

17:18:09 [TGame] No... i would not kill the Jews... No
17:18:29 [TGame] i would toss a penny in between the 2 and  watch them fight to the death     
17:18:50 [Shover3d] I did the same thing with 2 priests but i tossed in a small boy
17:19:02 User maceybhoy has logged out.
17:19:10 [Shover3d] and the winner had to fight Micheal Jackson

anialator : 13:34 - hohoho merry christmas, thanks zvasbinder
masteryu : 13:34 - ani = sc spammer
zvasbinder : 13:34 - hohoho merry chrismas 
K3nny : 13:34 - masteryu= Man lover
zvasbinder : 13:34 - ur welcome now buy my gps when im lvl 65
Prasutagus : 13:34 - lol
anialator : 13:34 - no!
anialator : 13:34 - aaron = forum spammer
zvasbinder : 13:34 - ryu = rapest
zvasbinder : 13:34 - :O
anialator : 13:34 - yes
masteryu : 13:34 - :O
masteryu : 13:34 - XD
zvasbinder : 13:34 - XD
masteryu : 13:34 - Rapist* ;)

21:48:13 [ironbeany] cause im blatant future staff

00:32:13 [Flickzman] Hypno's pick-up line -> Is there an eastern wind coming in or are you just blowing my mind?

Korey : 17:43 - I'm a sexy girl

04:21   Bizzly arrived from the west.
04:21   Bizzly sprays DF repellant.
04:21   Bizzly :  :P
04:21   rollin340 : XD
04:21   Bizzly disappears in a shimmer of light.

16:45:28 [maddoctor] Leave my phantom alone    
16:45:35 [kristi] ...
16:45:37 [Phantom] aw    :)
16:45:41 [Naddral] i thought you were gonna say leave my phanny alone
16:45:45 [Naddral] XD    
16:45:46 [maddoctor] ..    
16:45:48 [Phantom]   XD 
16:45:59 [Phantom] least he has a phanny!    
16:46:01 [Phantom] oh..
16:46:04 [Naddral]XD     
16:46:08 [Phantom] DAMMIT    
16:46:11 [maddoctor] a penis.. phantom.. a penis

02:46:14 [Tsukasa] wow...im not nearly as straight as i though i was 

Bernard721 : 23:28 - base I gotta questioN!
Nitrous : 23:28 - Base is busy
Subzero : 23:28 - are u gay base is his question 
Bernard721 : 23:28 - Oh forget it
Nitrous : 23:28 - you can ask me though 
Subzero : 23:28 - nitro are u his maid? is base gay?
Bernard721 : 23:28 - I figured it out 

Kolgena : 23:40 - The games idiots are all in TC.

Jake : 20:56 - Uriah + Penis = Incorrect

base : 21:14 - hey im not a joke :(
base : 21:14 - my life is though XD

07:10:21 User Deeg has logged in.
07:10:41 [Deeg] i am the dark lord SAURON!
07:12:31 [Deeg] well
07:12:39 [Deeg] that wasnt as exciting as i'd have hoped...
07:12:42 User Deeg has logged out. 

base : 18:11 - base is a retard

msfyt : 20:44 - emo's shuld be rounded up and put in concentration camps

Hommie : 02:29 - Dark Flame Guard has defeated you. 
Hommie : 02:29 - there 
6Vincent6 : 02:30 - noob
Hommie : 02:30 - look at the WL map 
Hommie : 02:30 - I could of took a square 
6Vincent6 : 02:30 - I auta kick your dad so hard in the nuts he wont be able to
6Vincent6 : 02:31 - fowl the earth with another little turd like you 

fiftycal12 : 20:49 - You either did something bad or something good
Albel : 20:50 - .......maybe both 
fiftycal12 : 20:51 - Oh wait, did you have that clan with the Avs?
Albel : 20:51 - I am awesome and we'll leave it at that

Topher8 : 09:54 - how is there no commander for OC??
Sly : 09:54 - topher, they other one left... he had a burn out.

willsie0 : 04:49 a gansta and shakespear argueing
willsie0 : 04:49 would be halarious to watch

[TGame] i bet G2 breaks down when GW goes live
[Tsukasa] same
[TGame] there has already been some major bugs
[Tsukasa] lag is going to hit us like puberty
[TGame] yep

Staff : 00:55 - oops, stop talking about favor guys 
FatTony : 00:55 - staff do me a favor? :P

UriahB7 : 17:47 - thats how i am
UriahB7 : 17:48 - crunk!
seymore : 17:48 - you are about as crunk as liberace
UriahB7 : 17:48 - you got that right

Meatwad : 20:39 - Oh no! My third loss.
Kybldmstr : 20:39 - -_-
Kybldmstr : 20:39 - You've got a long way to go, bud
darp : 20:40 - three losses... pah, I can get that in my sleep

5:54 PM [Pyromaniac] I never was cranky :P 
5:54 PM [Pyromaniac] I was just clever XD 
5:54 PM [Pyromaniac] But now the captain of my brain ship is drunk at the wheel, so yeah :P

yuyu9 : 20:39 and yes, best gang.
jolly : 20:39 if by best, your comparing darkflame to Norfolk...
yuyu9 : 20:40 YEAH I AM!!! what is wrong with norfolk???

Boondocks : 15:56 - cartoon I've yet to recieve this months child support check
cartoon : 15:57 - im only 13 you should be giving me my pay check.
Ross : 15:58 - shut up
dfcOdie : 15:58 - cartoon
Ross : 15:58 - you arent 13

Philstix : 15:47 We should have an everyone wearing bikini day
cartoon : 15:47 I prefer wearing panty liners.

sddsddsdds : 22:10  life is tough, lvling is not

evrox : 18:58 - he hardly speaks
leob : 18:58 - true
mentalboy : 18:58 - i never speak
mentalboy : 18:58 - i just type
unwanted : 18:59 - funny....

newlagoon : 09:29 - so why did the server crash anyway?
Zorg : 09:31 - We are still on the temporary db server.
Zorg : 09:32 - The temp server ran out of file space so crashed.
newlagoon : 09:32 - ok, thats it lol we want nipp0n back zorg
Zorg : 09:32 - ...because Paul has Quake 4 and crap installed on it lol.
Zorg : 09:33 - Oh it has space now, they deleted jackass the movie from it.

me13 : 18:17 - You can be my little hoe, go ***** yourself
me13 : 18:18 - oops
me13 : 18:18 - that word is blocked 
Ohlhoff : 18:18 - haha
me13 : 18:18 - My bad >.> <.<
me13 : 18:18 - *runs*
me13 : 18:18 - Great, everyone stops talking now so staff can see that

SlickRick : 00:52 - can sum1 giv me a gun?
play2slay : 00:53 - heh
2pac : 00:53 - compton in da hous
Primie : 00:53 - frost will
kingdamo : 00:53 - Hey p2s how are yah?
msfyt : 00:53 - Level Up! You are now level 38
2pac : 00:53 - im alive ^^
Staff : 00:53 - comrade comistar  
Primie : 00:53 - just PM him several times
play2slay : 00:54 - good
Primie : 00:54 - Greetings, Comrade  
play2slay : 00:54 - pm frost for a gun
2pac : 00:54 - california love 
Primie : 00:54 - and free credits too
Staff : 00:54 - pm gaki for free money
msfyt : 00:54 - dnt stop messaging him he always gives people stuff
2pac : 00:54 - really ?
Staff : 00:54 - he gives out free creds for new players
msfyt : 00:55 - wuld i lie to a rap legend?
2pac : 00:55 - damn tight
play2slay : 00:55 - but you need to pm him at least 5 times
2pac : 00:55 - aiiight
Staff : 00:55 - you can trust staff  
play2slay : 00:55 - if he doesnt do anything then 10
msfyt : 00:55 - he likes consistancy
msfyt : 00:55 - lol
play2slay : 00:56 - but if you want a better one, pm FatTony 5 times
SlickRick : 00:56 - hey twin slickvic, can u buy me a gun? lol
Staff : 00:56 - nah gaki approves of people sending him messages
2pac : 00:56 - ahhhhhh 
Leviathan : 00:56 - yes he does... he gave me c's last week
2pac : 00:57 - cmon man i aint need some broken bottles i need ak or mack 1
2pac : 00:57 - 0
Leviathan : 00:57 - the more messages you send.. the more c's you get
play2slay : 00:57 - 10 messages to frost and you get an ak
Steve : 00:58 - lol
msfyt : 00:58 - hahahahahahahaha

Staff : 00:43 -  mysfyt
Staff : 00:43 - wash my undies 
msfyt : 00:43 - yes staff
msfyt : 00:43 - right away staff
msfyt : 00:43 - can i smell them aswell?
Staff : 00:43 - he'll wash your undies once he's done scrubbing my floors
msfyt : 00:44 - no i already told you i only sweep floors
bladez : 00:44 - ill get my tooth brush
msfyt : 00:44 - lol
Staff : 00:44 - bladez cleam my toilet
Staff : 00:44 - with your toothbrush
Staff : 00:45 - theres a turd you'll have to beat up and flush though
Staff : 00:45 - its a bit frisky atm 
Staff : 00:45 - eww, staff! im eating 
msfyt : 00:45 - why u being so meen to poor little msfyt
bladez : 00:45 - yes sir
msfyt : 00:46 - i try so hard and u still don't let me out of my box
Staff : 00:46 - *sits on box*
graz : 00:46 - At least you've got a box 
bladez : 00:50 - *scrubs staff toilet*
bladez : 00:50 - *stabs turdus with toothbrush*
msfyt : 00:50 - *scrubs staffs undies*
bladez : 00:50 - hey he wasnt kidding
bladez : 00:51 - hey when did staff eat this?
bladez : 00:51 - Item Found:corn
msfyt : 00:51 - i duno but he stained his undies aswell

msfyt : 01:57 - ben kill outcasts they giv u more exp
crops : 01:58 - k i will try
Flagg : 01:58 - dont go kill OC, it costs me rep 
msfyt : 01:58 - flagg dw he is level 1 
Flagg : 01:58 - oh then kill all OC  !!
msfyt : 01:59 - lol

bladez : 02:19 - what do you think? FT=St.nick
msfyt : 02:19 - yes
FatTony : 02:19 - I'm serious turd, he's NEVER missed one
msfyt : 02:19 - omg wat a freaking robot
Truedemon : 02:19 - why would he skip click?
darp : 02:19 - a wild looking Kringle, to be sure
FatTony : 02:19 - friend of min eis named 'nick'.
turdus : 02:19 - I know... thats why I was so suprised
bladez : 02:20 - i mean there both fat
FatTony : 02:20 - dad thot of his name while shaving
bladez : 02:20 - their*
msfyt : 02:20 - hahahaha go bladez
darp : 02:20 - and FT does know who has been naughty and nice
bladez : 02:21 - in all do seriousness i saw santa
bladez : 02:21 - he looks like my dad
bladez : 02:21 - and he was making out with my mom
msfyt : 02:21 - haha
FatTony : 02:21 - dar you're right there!
darp : 02:21 - and you said FT=Santa
FatTony : 02:21 - 'darp'
msfyt : 02:21 - hahahahahaha
darp : 02:21 - ...so....

[deamonic] Zorgy is the almighty selective hearer 

<@mehownzu> what kind of clothes do they wear in winter?
<@mehownzu> im guessing the white mandresses become impractical
<Bladez> lol
<Bladez> they still wear them, but im beginning to think they dont beleive in toilet paper
<@mehownzu> the boudets should give that away
<@mehownzu> every bathroom i was in in dubai had like the rinser you use for dishes in them
<Bladez> that and the brown racing strip down the back of some of the fatter ones
<@mehownzu> yeah thats probably a good indication lol.

Kybldmstr : 00:59 - I'm not an idiot I know that formats the hard drive 
Cheetah : 00:59 - lol I know
Cheetah : 00:59 - that is why I am recruting
Cheetah : 00:59 - lol
msfyt : 00:59 - oooo and rosi hi <3
FatTony : 00:59 - are you positive?
Cheetah : 00:59 - I havn't had time to do it...in a long time
FatTony : 00:59 - try it and confirm it.
FatTony : 00:59 - you may be wrong
Kybldmstr : 00:59 - I live my life on a computer

Ross : 15:27 - And me mick and tony share a house

22:09:19 [maceybhoy] wooo i iz a n0b

10:11 PM [Cannon] voght rename me Chipcannon 
10:11 PM [Voght] :| 
10:11 PM Cannon is known as Chipcannon

22:54 Deeg is known as chipdeeg

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Frost is a moderator...
>:)

dfcOdie : 15:41 any1 interested in a samourai armor or a tommygun
jolly : 15:41 No.
jolly : 15:42 Unless we have a godfather ninja.

7:04 PM Kaylem beeps the car horn *bleep* 
7:05 PM [Kaylem] wow thats a strange car horn 
7:05 PM [Kaylem] what car is this? 
7:05 PM [TGame] yeah it is 
7:05 PM [TGame] jerry springer's car 
7:05 PM [TGame] XD 
7:05 PM [Kaylem] really? 
7:05 PM Kaylem finds a dead hooker in the trunk 
7:05 PM [TGame] yeah, thats why it sounds like *bleep* 
7:05 PM [Kaylem] yep its jerry springers all right 
7:06 PM [TGame] :D 
7:06 PM Kaylem throws the dead hooker into the street 
7:06 PM TGame goes to eat 

evrox : 16:53 - ive made a dutch friend

8:28 PM Scarface is dipped in sauce 
8:30 PM Kaylem is dipped in ketchup 
8:34 PM Scarface dips his fry in ketchup 
8:35 PM Scarface drowns in sauce 
8:35 PM Scarface has left the chat. 

Frost : 23:16 - We should put Chip up for prostitution for spare cash...

UriahB7 : 19:57 - whats so specail about grammer? 

jd11 : 11:23 - evry 1 im sellin a crowbar 4 590 eny 1 wanna buy
newlagoon : 11:24 - laser sighted crowbar? 
jd11 : 11:24 - its just a crowbar
newlagoon : 11:24 - then g00n isnt buyin, got a laser sighted bratwurst anyway 8)

Zorg : 10:15 - It sounded more professional than STFU we know already.

10/22/06 18:00:48 Zorg: Is that the page where people quote me saying dumb stuff?

DOOM3 : 21:55 - staff do u have a chareacter design??
Staff : 21:55 - huh?
Staff : 21:55 - All staff have character designs 
DOOM3 : 21:55 - where is it??
Staff : 21:55 -  :/ ... are you high?
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Clarity : 22:08 - Mirrors hurt my weiner 
Staff : 22:08 - are you that ugly?

18:42 me13 im sorry not even women as beautiful as you
18:42 me13 id prefer a nice buff maceybhoy instead :O

xnoxfearx : 15:42 - ur almost more annoying than uriah
beck : 15:42 - is that so?
UriahB7 : 15:42 - not true :P

 MetalHeadK : 19:13 - what is fastest way to get c
Staff : 19:15 - blackmailing zorg is fastest actually
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ShanQ : 15:20 - how can u get new clothes
vdill78 : 15:20 - go to Sears

msfyt : 02:14 - You defeat graz and gain 4255 exp. (59%)
graz : 02:15 - lol
aznricejp : 02:19 - thats pretty....insulting :)
msfyt : 02:20 - lol
msfyt : 02:20 - specially wen graz is higher i think
graz : 02:20 - yeah, it's true.:)

duncan2688 : 18:22 - Ross > Mail.
Truedemon : 18:23 - You defeat jarrod2000 and gain 13550 exp. (125%)
MSHOG : 18:23 - nice
Truedemon : 18:24 - dual polearms have there advantages
Ross : 18:24 - Mshog
Staff : 18:24 - How can Ross be Greater than mail, mail is awesome!

Staff : 18:40 - i farted and rumbled my chair
Leviathan : 18:40 - ewww
me13 : 18:40 - this must be base
UriahB7 : 18:40 - thats a sign
Bernard720 : 18:40 - when did Fattony become staff?
UriahB7 : 18:40 - the world will end soon!
kakashi05 : 18:40 - staff u eat burrito or brocoli for lunch?

Siccario : 18:36 - whrite
DTurnerDK : 18:36 - hi im new here.. how do i earn credits..?
Siccario : 18:36 - write
DTurnerDK : 18:36 - ohh... okay..

willsie0 : 01:13 - hey
6Vincent6 : 01:13 - hay's for horses 
willsie0 : 01:13 - noob

Nitrous : i was slow last night on my laptop
pandacakes : i got my fresh pizza
whitesox : just get here when u can nitro
Nitrous : but now that i'm on my better comp i'm faster
pandacakes : same here
JoeBloggs arrived from the west.
whitesox : kinda ironic isnt it... a name like nitro but your
whitesox : slow
whitesox : XD
Nitrous : lmao
JoeBloggs : lol

darp : 15:32 I've had poops generate in a shorter time.
mudkips : 15:32 zing

01:32:07 [Guest74145] well im off for the night
01:32:10 [Guest74145] HD :O
01:32:16 [HappyDays] .
01:32:17 [Tsukasa]  :O a rare site
01:32:20 [ZeroRie] nada bro whats up with you
01:32:22 Tsukasa grabs a masterball

Andover : 23:32 - badger-badger-badger-badger-badger-badger-badger-badger
JoeBizzogs : 23:32 - XD
EskimoJoe : 23:32 - Mushroom Mushroom!
Andover : 23:32 - Mushroom mushroom!~
SniperWolf : 23:32 - muchroom-mushroom?
mafia : 23:32 - meow
Andover : 23:33 - Lol
chipmoney : 23:33 - snake its a snake!
SniperWolf : 23:33 - look out its a snake?

OJuice : 06:03 - badger-badger-badger- badger-badger-badger- badger-badger
OJuice : 06:03 - Mushroom-Mushroom!
OJuice : 06:03 - Mush-Mush-Room!
OJuice : 06:04 - Panic! a snake!!! snaaakeee a snaaake oooo its a snaaakkeeee
OJuice : 06:04 - Mushroom-mushroom
OJuice : 06:04 - Come on Legacy! Join me!
OJuice : 06:05 - Badger-Badger-Badger- Badger-Badger-Badger- Badger
OJuice : 06:05 - Badger-Badger-Badger- Badger-Badger-Badger- Badger
Seraphim : 06:05 - *Stabs repeatedly with a stfu-knife*
OJuice : 06:05 - Mushroom-mushroomx3
OJuice : 06:05 - Mush-mush room!
OJuice : 06:05 - *No effect*
Buttnoog : 06:05 - I like it OJ. Keep going!
Seraphim : 06:05 - *Patiently waits for staff*
Seraphim : 06:05 - -.-
System : 06:09 - Fiction granted his staff disfavor on OJuice.

Sven : 23:35 - i wish I could crash the hospital doors
Illadelph : 23:36 - u can if u join BoD
Sven : 23:37 - FT offered me that a while ago
Illadelph : 23:37 - and rank up one
Sven : 23:37 - btw there ain't no door crashing at BoD
Sven : 23:37 - Rank 5 atm's fine for me
Sven : 23:37 - oooh BoD has better clothes

23:08   Zorg : I'm here to fight for OC... duh
23:10   Zorg : Our team of highly trained monkies...
23:10   Zorg : is formulating a solution as we speak.

base : 22:58 - i can remember my child hood better than i can remember last
base : 22:58 - time i got laid 

System : 15:00 - The sky floods with light as the alien artifact activates.
System : 15:00 - Lottery Numbers: 1 / 3 / 3 / 7 Winner: FireHybrid

eliteeagle : 17:20 - Zorg collapses lifeless to the ground.
eliteeagle : 17:20 - Item Found: Lag

Darko : 12:23 - Oct 02 : Frost stepped down from the council. 
Cannon : 12:24 - :o 
Neener : 12:24 - :o
H4p : 12:24 - :o
Tibos : 12:24 - :o
Ross : 12:24 - :o
H4p : 12:24 - nice guy 
eliteeagle : 12:24 - :o 

Nitrous : 13:17 - i just sneezed and hit my head on my desk 
K3nny : 13:18 -  lol @ nitrous
tipsy : 13:18 - lol
hellbound : 13:18 - did it hurt
StarvinDog : 13:18 - don't be under the desk next time XD
hellbound : 13:18 - ??
Nitrous : 13:18 - no it felt pleasant ::roll:: 
anialator : 13:19 - /me hits head on desk to see how it feels
anialator : 13:19 - ow
Nitrous : 13:19 - anialator you are a true dumbazz 

Emperor : 03:22 Pluto, I'm not going to give you that macro,stop asking
base : 03:22 bad pluto

Sp3nny : 18:22 - whats vortex online going to be like
Sp3nny : 18:22 - and is it going to be for every1? 
anialator : 18:23 - 1) awesome 2) yes
EvilMan : 18:23 - VO = what Space Coalition might have been
zvasbinder : 18:23 - wat is it 
anialator : 18:23 - 3)it will take 5 years
zvasbinder : 18:23 - XD
Sp3nny : 18:23 - XD
EvilMan : 18:23 - -_-
Sp3nny : 18:23 - well I'll never experience that

dagreek : 11:26 - congratz on av dartnell
dartnell : 11:27 - Thanks.
DJBUBI : 11:29 - congratz dart! 
Enkei : 11:29 - Ballsack!:O
dartnell : 11:29 -XD Thanks.
Enkei : 11:29 - Welcomeeeeee:)

Ballsack : 19:31 - Lololollolololol
base : 19:31 - oh look
base : 19:31 - a complete asstard
Ballsack : 19:31 - I tis ballsack!
Thanatos : 19:32 - bye ballsack
Ballsack : 19:32 - Noooo
Ballsack : 19:32 - Im ere to stick to your leg
Ballsack : 19:32 - Bstl
supersonic : 19:32 - i just got owned by a lvel 80 out there
Ross : 19:32 - ballsack
Ross : 19:32 - lmao
Jesus : 19:32 - umm
Neener : 19:32 - hahaha
Ballsack : 19:32 - Omg Base Imma stick to your leg 

Enkei : 19:11 - Selling headset Cheapest. Please buy 
b00nface : 19:11 - Ross buy his headset and use it to find your penis ^.^
Enkei : 19:11 - Agreed {XD}
AlPacinO : 19:11 - Haha
tghowcroft : 19:11 - lol
Enkei : 19:11 - {XD}.....I just wanna sell it 

Dillenger : 13:54 - danny ,lagacy is a soap

noctem : 22:09 - What the hells a Scott!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scott : 22:09 - :/

MrNeo : 04:22 - how much is armblade worth?
OJuice : 04:23 - the amount its meant to be at
simvader : 04:23 - 390c
OJuice : 04:23 - yeap 390c for a 1t
OJuice : 04:23 - 450c for a 2t
OJuice : 04:23 - and 644c for a 3t
simvader : 04:23 - 2t = 450
MrNeo : 04:23 - wow..ok
OJuice : 04:24 - why are u even asking? you already have one!
simvader : 04:24 - maybe he wants 2?
OJuice : 04:24 - you wanna sell it?
OJuice : 04:24 - im going with sell
OJuice : 04:24 - he is at level 26
simvader : 04:25 - ah, 
MrNeo : 04:25 - u wanna buy!?
MrNeo : 04:25 - Ojuice i can sell teh armblade for ya
MrNeo : 04:25 - to you i mean
simvader : 04:25 - he is level 36
MrNeo : 04:26 - he dun want?
OJuice : 04:26 - yeah im level 36
MrNeo : 04:26 - my armblade can be counted as food if ur really hungry :P
OJuice : 04:26 - why would i want an arm blade? {XD}
OJuice : 04:26 - but im fasting.
simvader : 04:26 - {XD}

05:18   Risque : I'm going birdwatching but I'll be back later
05:18   Aaron : tell us if you pick up
05:18   azwaz : nice if there fit get me pics
05:18   azwaz : or u mean feathered kind {XD}
05:18   Aaron highfives azwaz.
05:18   Risque : :P
05:18   Risque : The feathered kind! {XD}
05:18   azwaz high five's back.

System : 09:08 - None randomly shifted.
Bernard721 : 09:08 - Did Scott host his home porn movies on the server again?
Pie : 09:08 - We're here to laugh at Zorg
junglewolf : 09:08 - system crash 
Scott : 09:08 - No this is people pressing the wrong button  
System : 09:08 - None temporarily lost to the abyss.
junglewolf : 09:08 - hahahaha
OJuice : 09:08 - Hahahahahaha
parrotfish : 09:08 - rofl
OJuice : 09:08 - This is epic!
junglewolf : 09:08 - /me searches for none
Risque : 09:09 - 09:08 [ View ] You lost the None to Paxed.
Paxed : 09:09 - w00t! I have the None!

07:19   KillaSanta : help meee
07:19   KillaSanta : 
07:19   defosage : eat fooood
07:19   defosage : but not our leaderrrrr
07:19   KillaSanta : Good idea, where is that guy?
07:19   KillaSanta : Oh

17:55   Moonpig : 17:55 6Vincent6 appears next to you in a shroud of darkness.
17:55   Moonpig : goth
17:56   6Vincent6 : Yeah well you'd appear in a shroud of pansy bich