Bongo shot up and stated the obvious. "The bus drivers gone!" he shouted so everyone could hear.

Reloaded jumped up and forced bongo back into his seat. Bongo was panting as Zorg rushed up to him.

Breathing heavily, bongo said, "the, *gasp* the bus *gasp* b...b..b...bus driver's g..g..g..gone!"

"Bongo, I'm sure he's just gone to the toilet in the woods!"

"Well, I ain't so sure, Zorg."

"Look, just sit down and enjoy your breakfast. I'll deal with it," said Zorg in a calming voice.

"Okay," answered bongo.

About half an hour later, everyone had finished breakfast, and the tents were packed up again. Zorg had mapped out a route and had made a final decision on the next point of rest.

"Yorkshire," he said, "We're going to Yorkshire."

"Where?" questioned Cheeza.

"Yorksire, my friend, is the heart of the countryside," replied Zorg in a rather sarcastic and mock-posh tone.

"Oh," answered Cheeza plainly.

"So, everyone," Zorg now said rather loudly, "collect your belongings and take your seat on the bus!"

Everyone had packed up, and the bus had been loaded, the two burst tyres having been repaired by Leblancx.

Everyone was ready when Zorg came onto the bus and said, "Has anyone seen the bus driver?"

"No" an amount of people chorused.

"I told you," bongo shouted, trying to prove a point, "he's dead in the woods!"

"Well, I cant find him anywhere," replied Zorg, "I can't go into the woods alone. They're too big to find a single person. Do I have any volunteers to come with me?"

"I will," shouted Reloaded.

"Same here," shouted Deeg.

"Wait for me!" shouted Fiction as they stood up.

They had set off for the woods when Leblancx ran behind and said he was going too. It was the middle of the day. They all thought they'd be all right.

They got into the thicker grass near the wood, and as they started to get closer, they realised how dark it was in there. They had second thoughts, but they carried on.

For about half an hour, they searched the edge of the woods. He can't have got that far, especially if he was dead! They had no luck and decided to go a bit further in, when suddenly they heard a loud scream and Zorg's voice shouting.

"Oh my god, a monkey with a--" and then silence; nothing else was heard.

Just silence, until suddenly Fiction shouted, "ZORG! ANSWER ME ZORG!"