Revision as of 22:03, 30 July 2009

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Intelligence

MVP : 18:54 - frank wheres your equip?
frank : 18:54 - im not stupid
base : 18:54 - where is all your equipment 
frank : 18:54 - i sold it i have a cross bow 
base : 18:55 - -_-
anialator : 18:55 - :X
frank : 18:55 - but i need to be lvl 25
base : 18:55 - you cant use one of them either
CraZed : 18:55 - XD
Danny : 18:55 - XD
base : 18:55 - youre a complete moron
zvasbinder : 18:55 - XD

Bladez : 15:58 - why do all the retards have dark, death, or gunez in their
Bladez : 15:58 - name?
Heggs : 15:58 - ultralulz!
deathmourn : 15:58 - BEcause u stereotipisize then
Bladez : 15:59 - i rest my case
REXXX : 15:59 -
DarkAngel : 15:59 - fu bladez just go f urself already and leave everyone alone
deathmourn : 15:59 -
Rod : 15:59 - stereotypisize/
Rod : 15:59 - ?
Rod : 15:59 - ... what?
deathmourn : 15:59 - Its my word
Rod : 16:00 - well, bladez hypothesis seems to be backed by empirical
Rod : 16:00 - evidence.
deathmourn : 16:00 - ...
Bladez : 16:00 - this is so going in the wiki
Rod : 16:00 - although, not ALL retards have those parts in their names

Zorg : 09:35 - I just fixed that :/
hellgiver : 09:35 - i changed all 10 fields wtf
Zorg : 09:36 - Go to options again and refresh.
hellgiver : 09:36 - well i changed all 10 field and it stuffed on me
Zorg : 09:36 - I said in side chat I fixed it.
hellgiver : 09:36 - well it hasnt coz i just tried changing my links and it didn
hellgiver : 09:36 - didnt let me
bcfcespley : 09:36 - most important link = o Sanctuary of Healing
Zorg : 09:36 - You're a moron hellgiver.
anialator : 09:37 - XD
K3nny : 09:37 - :O
Gavrebel : 09:37 - it let me, i've changed mine back
Zorg : 09:37 - Stop using your back button.
hellgiver : 09:37 - well ill try again
Zorg : 09:37 - Click on options at the top
Bladez : 09:37 - XD
hellgiver : 09:37 - for the third time
Zorg : 09:37 - right now... and then try. -_-
Zorg : 09:37 - Yeah if you keep using your back button and trying again.
hellgiver : 09:37 - im not using my back button zorg 
Zorg : 09:37 - It's going to keep erroring
blitzkid : 09:37 - the playe rseach iz not working zorg
anialator : 09:38 - hellgiver fail

Cengaver : 01:06 - speak clear
Cengaver : 01:06 - are u want?

10:51   Nacho : hi can few help me north
10:51   Nacho : so we get it gray 
10:51   Nacho left to the south.
10:52   kickbutt left to the south.

04:05:31 [Hommie] every comment has been related on my intellagance

21:54:59 [Guilt] So is Shade still PO'd about not being visible?
21:55:10 [ironbeany] post officed?
21:55:28 [Naddral] i'm totally post officed.

Heggs : 02:07 - um, you're not very bright

OJuice : 04:18 - whats considered a good hp?
Jerv : 04:18 - a full one

Nifel : 06:32 - What's a good price for grenades?
pozz : 06:33 - 1500c
jester : 06:33 - 10c
Jerv : 06:34 - your virginity

11:08 GGG lets out a fierce roar.
11:08 Jerv performed an attack on GGG.
11:08 Jerv defeated GGG in combat.
11:08 Jerv: not so fierce now, are ya!

boss302 : 16:45 - omg my comp is smoking make it stop
boss302 : 16:45 - what do i do ?
Jerv : 16:46 - buy it some nicotine patches

Jerv : 18:10 - The day I have to stop making penis jokes is the day I go on a
Jerv : 18:10 - killing spree before committing suicide
lilfrog93 : 18:11 - jerv dont kill your self i have been there
Jerv : 18:11 - what, you've had to stop making penis jokes?

 thebiz : 19:06 - if you aren't in my gang, stfu
 Scott : 19:06 - thebiz...
 JWJD : 19:06 - ur gang sucks
 Scott : 19:06 - You know your in the same gang right ?
 JWJD : 19:06 - crap
 Vader : 19:07 - XD

18:13 Hommie: How do you turn SC off?
18:13 Jerv: Close your eyes

21:58   ZorgDev : Sparky, leave for a sec.
21:58   ZorgDev : Go north
21:58   Sparky left to the west.
21:58   ZorgDev : He fails at directions. 

THEOTES : 05:57 - lmao Heartless why did u leave oc again....i rest my point
THEOTES : 05:57 - lmao

08:50   flimz : go south now
08:50   flimz left to the north.
08:50   Ging left to the north.
08:50   Khorne25 left to the north.

02:04:41 [Tsukasa] madd what did jiggy do wrong 
02:04:57 [maddoctor] Beep everyone in chat after i told him not to. 
02:05:02 [jiggy] I said Hi to everbody 
02:05:22 User ZeroRie has logged in. 
02:05:26 [jiggy] 02:01:18 [jiggy] Hello Ikuorai, IpwnNOOBS, jiggy, Larse, LordofD, Shover3d and SHYSTA 
02:05:29 [jiggy] crap balls 
02:05:31 [maddoctor] ..   
02:05:35 [maddoctor] stop it 
02:05:36 [jiggy] sorry sorry 
02:05:44 [jiggy] I just wanted to show what I done 

base : 20:00 - You cannot ban yourself, this would be bad as you wouldn't b
MastaShake : 20:00 - yes! ow! 
base : 20:00 - be able to get back to unban yourself
System : 20:00 - Warning, the hospital will be closing in 1 hour.
base : 20:00 - damnit!!
jiggy : 20:00 -
MastaShake : 20:00 - lol
maceybhoy : 20:00 - system pwns base
deathmourn : 20:00 - base=drunk
JesseJab : 20:00 -
base : 20:00 - i cant disfavor tsu for being a noob either 

Neener : 22:34 - ↓ is gay ↓
Colby : 22:34 - who

04:17:32 [pupoff] kk 
04:17:54 [pupoff] wat do recruiters do again i forgot

19:52:06 [deathmourn] cause ur a grump
19:52:13 [Hommie] no..
19:52:15 [Hommie] becuase your an idiot
19:52:16 [deathmourn] yes

hincha : 19:23 - why should I belive what staff says?

04:54:09 [p3n] Wow, you're not as dumb as I though :P
04:54:28 [Pie] Me?  :(
04:54:32 [p3n] And the missing "t" just screwed me over :P

Danijel : 16:46 - Hail Danije
Danijel : 16:46 - the best PES player
Cee4293 : 16:47 - did you just misspell your name?
Danijel : 16:47 - Yeah 
Danijel : 16:47 - damn wireless keyboard!
Cee4293 : 16:47 - thats classic

15:54   Frost left to the south.
15:54   Frost ran away in fear.
15:54   Frost arrives, running in fear.
15:54   Frost left to the east.

16:12   XxwolfxX : take away 3 X's..the wolf and add a s..and you hav
16:12   yoda : an oc friend

BoobTube: 12:42- 2t sniper rifle for sale real cheap
Nitrous: 12:43- How many malfunctions?

System : 16:12 - Vader granted his staff favor on Drew.
ezeewin78 : 16:12 - go back a little bit
XxwolfxX : 16:12 - sorry dan92 i cant 
ezeewin78 : 16:13 - lol
System : 16:13 - Vader granted his staff disfavor on Drew.
Silence : 16:13 - XD
seymore : 16:13 - p3n
ezeewin78 : 16:13 - Eh
MVP : 16:13 - Vadar XD
dan92 : 16:13 - i dunno wat gang join yet any sugestions ppl??
Silence : 16:13 - wrong button?
bigmick : 16:13 - easy come easy go
ezeewin78 : 16:13 - Vader?
seymore : 16:13 - none
System : 16:13 - Vader granted his staff disfavor on Drew.
dan92 : 16:13 -  :( kk mvp
CHARGER : 16:13 - Not tc
BoobTube : 16:13 - XD
Vader : 16:13 - -_-

Purple : 15:35 - You ARE being mature! Shut up and listen! 
Frost : 15:35 - Me? Mature?
Frost : 15:35 - Impossible!

bigmick : 05:09 - charm and wit dear boy
bigmick : 05:09 - charm and wit
bigmick : 05:09 - :D
bigmick : 05:10 - and a nice smile helps
knifefreak : 05:10 - but your stupid
Kybldmstr : 05:10 - XD
bigmick : 05:10 - and your point is knifefreak 
knifefreak : 05:10 - no point just a statment 

MeatWad : 18:01 - uriah go headbutt a moving train
UriahB7 : 18:01 - i hit stuff on my head all the time..
UriahB7 : 18:01 - i wouldn't care if i busted my head
Staff : 18:02 - we can tell uriah >.>

Amzer : 13:58 - Zorgs resetting the game for 2008
K3nny : 13:58 - :O
LonexWolfe : 13:58 - ok but where did he m?ake the post
Naruto : 13:58 - Amzer knock it off 
Amzer : 13:59 - Main Forum
Amzer : 13:59 - You need a Bracelet of Common Sense to see it though
Naruto : 13:59 - Yeah, not many people seem to have it
Kell : 13:59 - what thread?

JAMES6969 : 20:36 - what do you get from killing a cop
coroar : 20:37 - A life sentance

Pie : 21:45 - where did your bottles go?
HenryPSP : 21:46 - not sure
Pie : 21:46 - did you sell them?
HenryPSP : 21:46 - yeah i was hoping for a gun after
Pie : 21:46 - ...
TGame : 21:47 - XD

 enda5 : 05:15 - im gonna log on tommorow and i will have about 24,0000 turns

tjken : 12:10 - a what is a good internet

Kybldmstr : 00:46 - Zorg just wrecked the Market
Zorg : 00:46 - Wrecked is such a harsh term.
Zorg : 00:46 - I "updated" it in to a non-working status.

Kybldmstr : 01:03 - The ultimate cheat code for G2: press ALT-F4
kingdamo : 01:04 - Hey.. that closed mi window.
rosi83 : 01:04 - lmao
Cheetah : 01:04 - lmfao
Rag3 : 01:04 - mine to
Cheetah : 01:04 - That's the price of cheating
Cheetah : 01:04 - lmgao
Cheetah : 01:04 - lmfao*
kingdamo : 01:04 - The cheat didn't work ima try again/
Kybldmstr : 01:05 - But Cheetah, you cheat too 
Rag3 : 01:05 - it keeps closeing my screen, am i doing it wrong
kingdamo : 01:05 - Hey it closed mi window again..
rosi83 : 01:05 - yes
phoenix234 : 01:05 - lol
Kybldmstr : 01:06 - Just keep pressing it
kingdamo : 01:06 - No I think it just closes your window.

rosi83 : 20:50 - good stop being so hostile people make nistakes
rosi83 : 20:50 - mistakes*

dk16 : 22:31 - Maybe one day cars will totally drive themselves.
dk16 : 22:31 - That'd be so cool.
Staff : 22:32 - keep smoking that weed dk 

sddsddsdds : 12:08 - can we get refunds Zorg? I tried to revive 3 times
Zorg : 12:08 - It took you 3 times to work out it wasn't working?

9:21 PM OSU871316 eats dominions brain 
9:21 PM [me13] Osu thats not even an appetizer :P 

BEN121: gimmpy u can shut up, u spell having like dis haveing 

5:22 PM [billy213] everything that moves is a potential spider now :( 
5:22 PM [NaziHalo] ahaha try having a tub thats not sealed properly, they get in there all the time  
5:23 PM [Hommie] iam 16 and I still sh1t myself over spiders.
5:23 PM [billy213] who seals there bath tub lol 
5:23 PM [billy213] thats just stupid 
5:24 PM [KillaSanta] rofl.. 
5:24 PM [NaziHalo] lmao 
5:24 PM [NaziHalo] sealed along the bottom and along the wall billy

Trever : 17:00 - how did you guys get so good at this game
sddsddsdds : 17:00 - it's call time
Cannon : 17:00 - we used the cheat code
Cannon : 17:00 - alt + f4
sddsddsdds : 17:00 - well for Cannon, it's the cheat code
dfcOdie : 17:01 - That explains alot cannon XD
Cannon : 17:01 - XD
Trever : 17:02 - what are you talking about cheat code that exited me out of the game

dfcOdie : 03:13 - I just defeated bmcbmg in self defence  
rosi83 : 03:13 - lol
bmcbmg : 03:13 - lol, was just going to say that
KillaSanta : 03:13 - thats kinda sad..
bmcbmg : 03:14 - so is typing everything that's happening to yo
KillaSanta : 03:14 - i know, but i didnt type it, i copied and pasted

rorixblade : 04:03 - Begone doom, this is not for your brains o.o
DOOM3 : 04:03 - ????
DOOM3 : 04:03 - what brains???
Dragonman : 04:03 - Exactly!

jolly : 09:30 My ego is indestructable	 
jolly : 09:30 -Ego falls out of hands and smashes-	 
jolly : 09:31 Well darn.

Danijel : 13:42 - nope, key word = 3:0
Ross : 13:43 - apparently, 3:0 is a word

duncan2688 : 22:50 - Brady you spell gullible with a Y , ok ?
Brady : 22:50 - got it
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Sven : 05:08 - Last Defeated By (Nobody) 
bladez : 05:08 - just check your profile
Ishaan : 05:08 - see its written "Last defeated by (Nobody)"
Ishaan : 05:08 - then who killed me
bladez : 05:09 - i hate nobody 
Sven : 05:09 - gaaaaaaaaah
bladez : 05:09 - you died attacking dildo
Ishaan : 05:09 - dildo....whos he?
bladez : 05:09 - XD

me13 : 11:43 - what can I say, I am smrt

kiteride : 04:01 - are there any cheat codes for G2?

matt770 : 19:21 thanks for being conseeded bud 
mudkips : 19:21 Lol
mudkips : 19:21 conceited you mean?
matt770 : 19:21 Sure

18:22   Nitrous : so the beacon at 7,8 won't work?
18:22   Blade of Dawn gained 4% control of area.
18:22   BaconMan : "/beaconlist" won't work
18:22   BaconMan : "/shift" won't work
18:22   BaconMan : for any number
18:22   Invalid command, please try again.
18:22   Nitrous : hmm...
18:22   Eldarwen : +
18:22   Hommie : maybe it's turned off 
18:22   Nitrous : do you have a phase shifter 
18:22   BaconMan : ...oops 
18:23   BaconMan : thats it 
18:23   Blade of Dawn gained 4% control of area.
18:23   BaconMan : i so forgot bout that 
18:23   Nitrous : 
18:23   BaconMan : my bad 
18:23   Nitrous : You are the stupidest person ever!

18:14:05 [Zorg] GTFO of my chat!
18:14:08 User mohith has been kicked.
18:14:14 [Zorg] lol who did that?
18:14:14 [Heggs]    
18:14:15 [Tibos] lmao    
18:14:22 [jakerz] i dont understand usa calls us posh
18:14:24 [Heggs] I wonder    
18:14:24 [maddoctor] you said out ..?
18:14:26 [Nitrous] rofl
18:14:30 [Tibos] lmao lmao lmao    
18:14:31 User maddoctor has been kicked.
18:14:38 [Guest86619] lmao    
18:14:39 User mohith has logged in.
18:14:45 [mohith] zorg    
18:14:51 [Tibos] sorry mohith
18:14:52 [Zorg] No maddoctor did
18:14:55 [Heggs] hahaha
18:14:55 [Zorg] and I just kicked him

Pie : 20:39 - I think df is owning bod 
yuyu9 : 20:39 - well dur

anialator : 09:31 - hey nitrous, i like your sig
Nitrous : 09:32 - i don't have one anialator
anialator : 09:32 - Zorg 14:23- how did TC HQ get down there? :/
anialator : 09:32 - its ur sig
Nitrous : 09:33 - oh those quotes XD

falcon : 17:58 - Could all able TC please come to WL.
falcon : 17:58 - Avatars are welcome 
zvasbinder : 17:58 - falcon can i have a revive
ruhani777 : 17:58 - Df to wl, immediately

18:23   anialator : i will 1 whack u
18:23   Skyrail remains on ground lifeless.
18:23   Jeslyn : lol
18:24   anialator : with my 3ss es
18:24   Jeslyn : I will one shot you
18:24   anialator : You cant even kill Skyrail
18:24   Chapter gained 5% control of area.
18:24   Skyrail : yea... *cough* you cant even kill skyrail
18:24   anialator : XD

Sven : 10:45 - Flagg go back to DF now  enough spying...
Flagg : 10:46 - If only I found useful info
Parkinson : 10:46 - ahahah
Heggs : 10:46 - there must have been something interesting
Sven : 10:46 - you're looking for useful and you went to TC? 
Heggs : 10:46 - Oh snap!
Parkinson : 10:46 - lol sven