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Episode 1

Starring:

As "Dark Flame": Frost, HappyDays, 6Vincent6 and Danijel.

As "The Outcasts": JoeBloggs, BongHitter, NaziHalo and maddoctor.

As "Blade of Dawn": Jack, BeaverMan, BaconMan, darp and FatTony.

As "The Chapter": Ross, Primie, Cannon and zvasbinder.

As "The Legacy Council": Zorg, Deeg, Destiny, Vader, base, Nitrous, chos3n, Fiction, PaulTech, OSU and dk16.


And guest starring is Emperor as the First Avatar of Legacy!


Scene 1

Frost walks up and down the streets of the hive completely annoyed. The whining of Ross at the Gang Senate really got on his last nerve. They were arguing weather or not Blade of Dawn should be able to block a piece of Territory and make it untouchable. Ross whined and whined that it’s unfair. The 11 members of the Legacy Council ruled that Blade of Dawn was smart to make that land untouchable and they will not be punished. Frost didn’t see the point in fighting over 1 piece of land and neither did the rest of the Dark Flame. Throughout most of the trial the Dark Flame stayed silent and let The Chapter whine.

(HappyDays walks out of the Senate building and towards Frost.)

Frost: So have they come to a final decision yet?

HappyDays: Yeah the Legacy Council says that if two different gangs are on one square at the same time and aren’t attacking each other it’s farming points.

Frost: That’s bull, what if they’re inactive? How would they know?

HappyDays: That’s what I argued but they didn’t listen.

(The doors of the Senate building fly open and Danijel is thrown out by Destiny. Danijel gets up and walks towards his fellow Dark Flame members.)

HappyDays: I told you not to ask her out.

Danijel: It was worth a shot.

Frost: You left Vinny in there alone to deal with the rest of business?

Danijel: It’s not like I had a choice. (Chuckling)

(The doors fling open again and 6Vincent6 walks out with a big smile on his face.)

Danijel: What are you so happy about?

6Vincent6: Nothing, I just can’t stop laughing that Destiny threw you out! (He starts laughing hysterically.)

Danijel: Why you little! (Danijel says while chasing 6Vincent6 down the street)

(base walks out of the senate building and up to the Dark Flame members.)

base: You’re presence is requested in the senate building for the meeting closure. Where are Danijel and 6Vincent6?

HappyDays: Well if you give him 2 hours Vinny will be 6 feet under. (Frost gives a quick laugh)

base: Whatever, we just need you two.

(base, Frost and HappyDays walk back into the Senate building.)

Zorg: Good now that you two have decided to join us we can conclude this meeting. Thank you all for coming and we will be meeting again in 2 months to discuss the rules on Wasteland buildings.

Nitrous: before you go however would the idiots who are putting stuff at their market stands and not opening your stands because you are using them for storage in Hive Square. Remove those items and store them at home. You are taking up valuable market space. If you don’t remove them then I will.

Zorg: Thank you Nitrous, and also the Hive Blog would like to point out that they are sorry for putting August on all their papers. Somehow they got mixed up. It’s not like any of you complained though. Shows how many people actually read it.

(He says under his breath)

Deeg: Thank you for coming today Wastelands will be reopened in one hour, the radiation storm has passed and our sweeper team has finished their check. There are no problems as of now and if you experience any then contact us.

Nitrous: base, Destiny and I will be here for the remainder of the day. Any questions comments or concerns please come to us.

(Frost and HappyDays walk out of the Senate building and see Danijel still chasing 6Vincent6. After 6Vincent6 passes, Frost clotheslines Danijel.)

Danijel: OW!, fine I’ll stop chasing him. Man that hurt.

6Vincent6: Nice Frost!

Frost: We have a lot of work to do, prepare the HQ for mobilization.

HappyDays: The Outcasts reign has ended!

(The Dark Flame members get into their limo and take off for their hideout.)


Scene 2

Ross was furious with the Legacy Council. As Zorg banged the gavel, Ross stormed out of the Senate building followed by Primie, Cannon and zvasbinder. Ross thought it unfair for Blade of Dawn to block off that territory and he was pissed that two gangs can’t team up on another gangs HQ without having to battle each other.

(Ross flings open the door back at the Chapters Headquarters waking up the sleeping Deeg.)

Ross: Total bull! We get the short end of the stick while Blade of Dawn gets total control.

Deeg: Quite frankly you guys control the entire Western part of the Wastelands so why do you care about Blade of Dawn all the way to the east?

Primie: Yeah Ross we are on the verge of knocking Outcasts down to nothing. Let’s just drop the whole thing.

Cannon: As your Chamber Marshall I think it would be best to focus on those Outcasts before they retaliate and knock us down again.

Deeg: Primie aren’t you the leader?

Primie: Yeah…

Deeg: Then tell Ross to shut up!

Ross: But I’m a council member! I’m interested in the future of the Chapter

zvasbinder: at the rate you’re going there won’t be a future Chapter.

Cannon: He’s right we don’t have time to deal with petty things like one piece of territory being untouchable.

Deeg: For once, I agree with Cannon

(Primie sits down at his desk)

Ross: Ok so we’ll leave Blade of Dawn alone. For now. I want to talk about mobilizing our HQ to the east a little bit.

Cannon: That would be a smart idea, with our HQ closer to the Chapter/Outcasts front it would make it harder for them to push west.

Primie: Why isn’t my War Master telling me this?

Deeg: Last I heard Alfonzo is at a conference

Primie: Cannon you are my Chamber Marshall and War Master till Alfonzo returns.

zvasbinder: Oh sure give the person who already has a high rank another high rank

(Cannon whacks zvasbinder)

Cannon: Quiet you!

(zvasbinder walks out of Primie’s office and Deeg stands up from his chair and walks to the door.)

Deeg: I better get back to the Senate building and check the reports before base, Destiny and Nitrous leave. Goodnight.

(Deeg picks up his hat and walks out the door)

Cannon: Well I’m taking a unit out to the Wastelands. Would any of you like to join us?

Primie: No thanks. I’ve had enough for today, I’m out of energy.

Ross: I’m taking my own unit out in 2 hours.

Cannon: Alright I’ll leave my report on your desk Primie

Primie: Ok, protect that unit well.

(Primie walks out of his office followed by Cannon and Ross.)


Scene 3

BeaverMan walks into the Blade of Dawn headquarters and is greeted by loud music and partying Blade of Dawn members. He makes his way through the mass of people dancing and sees BaconMan talking with Jack and FatTony. BeaverMan was quite pleased to unwind after a long day of arguing with the Chapter. When Zorg ruled that it was completely fair to block off the piece of land. Although BeaverMan knew that the next day they would have to retaliate against the Dark Flame attacks he was still pleased to see his gang members having fun. The temporary Cease fire with Dark Flame for the Senate meeting was still in effect till 7am the next day.

(BeaverMan approaches BaconMan, FatTony and Jack and sits at the bar.)

BeaverMan: What a day, can’t wait for tomorrow. I was surprised Dark Flame didn’t do anything to make us move.

BaconMan: Dark Flame is cruel but they’re not whiners like The Chapter.

Jack: Yeah, Dark Flame and Outcasts were pretty silent during this Senate meeting. Maybe the Outcasts don’t want us moving down to them.

BeaverMan: Doesn’t matter, we get to keep our HQ where we want it and tomorrow we can start sending out the units.

FatTony: BaconMan are you up to taking a unit out tomorrow?

BaconMan: Fine by me. Oh I have to do some editing for Nitrous though so I can’t take them out right away. I’ll contact them when I’m ready just tell them to prepare.

Jack: I’ll go with you, gotta do something to keep myself from boredom.

BeaverMan: Good now gentlemen let’s party!

(BeaverMan dances onto the dance floor and so do BaconMan, FatTony and Jack.

(BaconMan goes back to the bar and orders more drinks and darp sits down at the bar.)

darp: Heard you’re leading the unit tomorrow.

BaconMan: Aye, I am

darp: Here’s to success today at the Senate meeting

(darp and BaconMan clink glasses.)

darp: I wonder what would’ve happened if we had to move our Headquarters.

BaconMan: Well the barracks would definitely be a goner. Dark Flame was pretty cheap moving their Headquarters up right next to ours.

darp: Yeah but really we did it to Outcasts and they did it to us and we did it to Chapter so we can’t really say it’s unfair.

BaconMan: True, very true.

darp: If there was a restriction on how close an enemies Headquarters could come to another Headquarters that would solve this whole dilemma.

BaconMan: You heard what the Legacy Council said all is fair in love and war, Although I really don’t get where they got love from.

darp: Speakin’ of love I got a fine girl for you to dance with.

(darp swigs down the rest of his drink.)

BaconMan: You know I already like a girl

darp: Two girls are better than one!

(darp chuckles and pats BaconMan on the back.)

darp: You got room for one more to join in the unit?

BaconMan: Why not.

darp: Excellent, you’ll need all the help you can get.

BaconMan: Well let’s have fun while the night is young!

darp: The night is young but we sure as hell aren’t!

(darp and BaconMan laughed and for the rest of the night they found the prettiest girls and danced till sunrise.)


Scene 4

JoeBloggs had always been annoyed with Blade of Dawn. Although he was more annoyed with the Legacy Council, he thought Nitrous would be sympathetic to the Outcasts and attempt to sway the Council to make Blade of Dawn move their Headquarters instead Nitrous voted with the rest of the Council. But it wasn’t all bad, JoeBloggs thought that if Blade of Dawn had to move their headquarters they’d mobilize south and then they would be doomed. He knew the Outcasts weren’t able to hold up against the Chapter’s push east and a Blade of Dawn push south. The shear thought of it made him sick. JoeBloggs sits in his office waiting for NaziHalo and BongHitter to return with their Wasteland report.

(base comes flying through the door and NaziHalo and BongHitter enter JoeBloggs's office.)

NaziHalo: This idiot almost got us captured by The Chapter.

base: It was a little spark!

BongHitter: You set off an explosion that would awaken the Gods!

base: But it was cool!

NaziHalo: Joe we can’t have this idiot roaming around wastelands

JoeBloggs: base, no more playing with your scooter in the Wastelands. We have a repair garage for that.

base: Fine... Oh by the way Nitrous needs you to post these new rules.

(JoeBloggs snatches the paper from base)

JoeBloggs: WHAT!?!

NaziHalo: What is it?

(base goes running out of the office laughing.)

JoeBloggs: I swear base is going to die

(JoeBloggs lowers the paper and NaziHalo and BongHitter see his face covered in pink.)

(NaziHalo bursts out laughing)

BongHitter: I have to say he is pretty sneaky. How did Nitrous get base to do that?

NaziHalo: it wasn’t Nit’s plan it was base’s he just used Nitrous so Joe would open it. If Joe knew it was from base he would’ve known not to open it.

BongHitter: Oh... Wow... base is smart.

JoeBloggs: The first time those words have been used together in a sentence with “not” in it.

base: (Yelling from down the hall) I heard that!

NaziHalo: So do you need us to do anything else for today?

JoeBloggs: As far as I can see we just need to keep attacking The Chapter. Although Dark Flame just mobilized their HQ. I wonder what they’re planning.

BongHitter: Who knows and who cares.

(maddoctor comes running into the office)

maddoctor: Dark Flame… HQ… Coming south… Breaking into territory...

(maddoctor collapses)

JoeBloggs: gather a unit we’re going into the Wastelands!

(JoeBloggs grabs his rail guns and he runs to the teleporter.)