Roleplay Wars - Revision history

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2011-02-06T19:18:01Z

Simmeh at 19:17, 6 February 2011

2011-02-06T19:17:09Z

Scott: New page: {{Cleanup|Spelling/Grammar}} This was a game, created by jolly called wars. i anialator, decided to edit the text slightly, removing some spam, changing the tense of the text from doing ...

2009-02-04T23:34:32Z

New page: {{Cleanup|Spelling/Grammar}} This was a game, created by jolly called wars. i anialator, decided to edit the text slightly, removing some spam, changing the tense of the text from doing ...

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This was a game, created by jolly called wars. i anialator, decided to edit the text slightly, removing some spam, changing the tense of the text from doing to done ect, and then make it into this story, have fun reading how the following people blew eachother apart.
:D
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Anialator sent his dragon riders on a daring raid and they burnt some of the Elf Bowmasters. they ran around screaming as they were burnt to a crisp.
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General Jolly's Elite human corp marched into the reeking cave of a local troll warlock clan, Once inside, his men quickly vanquished any sentries and they moved deeper in the cave.Coming into the main cavern, Jolly's Best asssasin, Petergreth Jumps onto the lead shaman, slicing its throat. The humans quickly take the shamans artifact staff and escape for their stronghold.
Coming into the main cavern, Jolly's Best asssasin, Petergreth Jumped onto the lead shaman, slicing its throat. The humans quickly took the shamans artifact staff and escaped for their stronghold.
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The dark elves launched a zergling rush on the goblins. The Dark elves emerged victorious shouting "kekeke". They immediately set up a tree of life and they enchanted the newly aquired goldmine.
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PimpDaddyJerv's Motherf*cking Orc Kings charged into a nearby village of the Human variety. They used their massive clubheads to rape, pillage, urinate and defecate on the Human women and children. It was a fun occasion for everyone. The Motherf*cking Orc Kings grunted loudly...as did the Human women...
General Jolly looked happy that the newly discovered concepts of paedophilia and golden showers would alter Human culture forever. PimpDaddyJerv hoped General Jolly recognised this as an act of love, and not war!
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The dark elves were not satisfied with their total pwnage with their Zerg rush. To finish up, they used an Improbability field to create a wave of carriers surrounded in a "Someone else's problem" field. The remaining goblins were subsequently scrood, said gg, and left the game.
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PimpDaddyJerv's Motherf*ckin Orc Kings decided to join the DarkElves in taking down those nasty goblins. They wandered aimlessly towards the Goblin Cave and notice they had no leader to defend them. the Orcs stamped on the little b*stards
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The humans found a cove of stinking vile orcs, The cavalry charged the Orcs right flank and exterminated their forward charge. The humans went on to capture the orcs sheep flocks and rushed them to the closest castle.
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The noble elves decided it was time to beat the dirty dragon riders at there own game by attacking without reason, thus reaking havoc on their home and people. after the massacre, the elves left with a grim smile on thier faces.
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PimpDaddyJerv's Motherf*cking Orc Kings raided the castle. They were enraged by the sheep stealing and intended to steal them back, as well as taking the Human's cows, pigs and supply of citrus fruits. This left the Humans to suffer through scurvy, a common problem in medieval times for sailors...if the Humans had been labelled as English Humans, they wouldn't have this problem...
Yet again, the Motherf*cking Orc Kings ran away victorious and looking cool with their almighty bigness
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after noticing anialators underhanded attempt to make the game WAY to unbalenced, the pissed off elven archers proceeded to rain death on the weakling dragon riders, but only manage to kill one of them... hmm... go figure
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The dark elves attacked the goblins. apparently they hate goblins a lot.
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The Orcs rued the day they laid siege to a human stronghold, Jolly's Elite cavalrymen stormed out of the mountain stronghold of Ku'tanoth and turned the tide of the battle, making it a great human victory!
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the dragon riders went and brought their dragons to the giant toilet, 10 miles in diameter. but they saw that it was full, so they came up with a foul idea. they flew the dragons over the elven land, and the dragons all released their bowels. the disgusted elves paniced and ran around crying. then a dragon breathed fire, and the flamable poop went alight, burning the elven village killing 1 50th of the elven army. once the elves were dead and buried, the dragon riders un buried the elves, had sex with them, and pissed on them, reburying them upside down.
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The humans caught a group of Orcs as they were snacking on a troll scouting party. They humans made light work of their murdering foes.
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the leaderless goblins ran around in circles, running into their houses and to the nearest shelters. the dragon riders burnt the goblins houses and write a note on the back of their hands, to only enter the girls toilets of jollys troops, because they are hot.
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The trolls continued their push into the dark elf caves flushing the vermin from their hiding places before they opened a flagon of whuppp arse on them.
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Finally complete darkness surrounded the brave goblin warriors in the cave. A retreat was in order. Just as they were turning around to head for the exit they heard screaming, from inside the cave. Screaming Goblins. Knowing the trolls have secured the exit they ventured on. they came to a large cave, cages were lined on the walls. Goblins and even some ´noble´elves were held like animals for slaughter.Quickly the two guards were taken down. The Goblins were Freed from their prison. As the group headed for the exit dark elven guards swarmed out of every tunnel. The following fight drew more and more of them into the chamber. Soon the Goblins were hopelessly outnumbered. One of the former prisoners broke the locks keeping the imprisoned elves in their cage. Eagerly they joined the fun. Together the group managed to clear a path to the exit, climbing over dead dark elves; they ran to meet up with the trolls.
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As the elven archers headed back to their beloved city, they viewed a grim site... Many of the goodly races marching beside the evil dragon riders! Disgusted by this, the elves marched to the defenceless dragon’s stronghold laying siege, and massacring many in their path. As they headed back home, Commander Arc Knight hoped that they had not make a mistake by doing this...
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The Troll lieutenant, Oc'tush, had taken a village of humans ransom, and would start killing people unless the Humans gave some land to his men. Jolly's trapper squadron were swiftly sent loose to kill him silently and swiftly. As the trappers got close to the village, they smelt decay and death. The trappers hood in the trees and waited until nightfall while keeping surveillance around the village. Later, whan Oc'tush left the village to drink from the river, the trapper squadron captured the beast and liverate the village. Oc'tush was put to death in the City of Jollywood, and his head was the first on the Pikes around Jollywood castle.
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As night fell a meeting was happening in the woods, the elder of all Goblin tribes had gathered around the fire to address the issue at hand. Extinction. "Goblin tribes everywhere were being picked on or completely annihilated without good reason. This must stop. They needed a leader, someone to unite them under one banner." One of them said “Finding a leader proves difficult. Everybody has his favourite, himself.” The argument lasted long and growed ever louder. "I will lead you" a shaman said breaking through the ring of elders, a dog, no more than a pup by her side. "It is not too late, we are still many, we can still fight. To prove my worthiness I have brought an offering" As they turned around they saw a dragon held to the ground in chains. It was slain in the following feast.
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The Humans attacked an orcwash camp, pillaging any supplies they could find.
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Unknown to the Goblins a group of dark elf, attracted by the loud noise, was waiting in the bushes for a chance to strike. Silently they waited, until they thought the Goblins drunk enough to be easy prey. What they did not consider was the fact that these were the elder and war chiefs of the now united tribes, the finest warriors to be found among Goblin kind. Soon dirty elf blood spilled the soil. The party was over.
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In the morning the Orc Chieftans built new weapons and surprise attacked the dragons
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the dragon riders, disgusted by the Orc retaliation, planed a retaliation of there own. still planning to spill goblin blood. the dragon riders made this a quick battle, so they sent their dragons in, causing mass confusion. then, the riders got down, and anialator went on a hunt for HHH12. "HHH12 is mine!" anialator looked through the crowd and saw HHH12 he went to him, and slashed HHH12 throat. HHH12 got dizzy and fell to the floor bleeding, left to die. But some of the retreating troops dragged him to a safer location. The dragon riders celebrated, and party, by getting all of the goblins rum, and they had a party. They barbequed the goblins, but as they were not very good, they fed them to the dragons. the dragons feasted on the goblin flesh, cooking it with their fire breath, and the dragons became full and slept, and the dragon riders hired some hookers from Jolly’s army. they were hotter than the girl goblins!

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 This was a game, created by jolly called wars. i anialator, decided to edit the text slightly, removing some spam, changing the tense of the text from doing to done ect, and then make it into this story, have fun reading how the following people blew eachother apart.
-:D
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 Anialator sent his dragon riders on a daring raid and they burnt some of the Elf Bowmasters. they ran around screaming as they were burnt to a crisp.
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 The dark elves launched a zergling rush on the goblins. The Dark elves emerged victorious shouting "kekeke". They immediately set up a tree of life and they enchanted the newly aquired goldmine.
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-PimpDaddyJerv's Motherf*cking Orc Kings charged into a nearby village of the Human variety. They used their massive clubheads to rape, pillage, urinate and defecate on the Human women and children. It was a fun occasion for everyone. The Motherf*cking Orc Kings grunted loudly...as did the Human women...
+PimpDaddyJerv's  Orc Kings charged into a nearby village of the Human variety. They used their massive clubheads to rape, pillage, urinate and defecate on the Human women and children. It was a fun occasion for everyone. The  Orc Kings grunted loudly...as did the Human women...
 General Jolly looked happy that the newly discovered concepts of paedophilia and golden showers would alter Human culture forever. PimpDaddyJerv hoped General Jolly recognised this as an act of love, and not war!
 ---------
 The dark elves were not satisfied with their total pwnage with their Zerg rush. To finish up, they used an Improbability field to create a wave of carriers surrounded in a "Someone else's problem" field. The remaining goblins were subsequently scrood, said gg, and left the game.
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-PimpDaddyJerv's Motherf*ckin Orc Kings decided to join the DarkElves in taking down those nasty goblins. They wandered aimlessly towards the Goblin Cave and notice they had no leader to defend them. the Orcs stamped on the little b*stards
+PimpDaddyJerv's Orc Kings decided to join the DarkElves in taking down those nasty goblins. They wandered aimlessly towards the Goblin Cave and notice they had no leader to defend them. the Orcs stamped on the little b*stards
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 The humans found a cove of stinking vile orcs, The cavalry charged the Orcs right flank and exterminated their forward charge. The humans went on to capture the orcs sheep flocks and rushed them to the closest castle.
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 The noble elves decided it was time to beat the dirty dragon riders at there own game by attacking without reason, thus reaking havoc on their home and people. after the massacre, the elves left with a grim smile on thier faces.
 ---------
-PimpDaddyJerv's Motherf*cking Orc Kings raided the castle. They were enraged by the sheep stealing and intended to steal them back, as well as taking the Human's cows, pigs and supply of citrus fruits. This left the Humans to suffer through scurvy, a common problem in medieval times for sailors...if the Humans had been labelled as English Humans, they wouldn't have this problem...
+PimpDaddyJerv's Orc Kings raided the castle. They were enraged by the sheep stealing and intended to steal them back, as well as taking the Human's cows, pigs and supply of citrus fruits. This left the Humans to suffer through scurvy, a common problem in medieval times for sailors...if the Humans had been labelled as English Humans, they wouldn't have this problem...
-Yet again, the Motherf*cking Orc Kings ran away victorious and looking cool with their almighty bigness
+Yet again, the Orc Kings ran away victorious and looking cool with their almighty bigness
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 after noticing anialators underhanded attempt to make the game WAY to unbalenced, the pissed off elven archers proceeded to rain death on the weakling dragon riders, but only manage to kill one of them... hmm... go figure
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 The Orcs rued the day they laid siege to a human stronghold, Jolly's Elite cavalrymen stormed out of the mountain stronghold of Ku'tanoth and turned the tide of the battle, making it a great human victory!
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-the dragon riders went and brought their dragons to the giant toilet, 10 miles in diameter. but they saw that it was full, so they came up with a foul idea. they flew the dragons over the elven land, and the dragons all released their bowels. the disgusted elves paniced and ran around crying. then a dragon breathed fire, and the flamable poop went alight, burning the elven village killing 1 50th of the elven army. once the elves were dead and buried, the dragon riders un buried the elves, had sex with them, and pissed on them, reburying them upside down.
+the dragon riders went and brought their dragons to the giant toilet, 10 miles in diameter. but they saw that it was full, so they came up with a foul idea. they flew the dragons over the elven land, and the dragons all released their bowels. the disgusted elves paniced and ran around crying. then a dragon breathed fire, and the flamable poop went alight, burning the elven village killing 1 50th of the elven army. once the elves were dead and buried, the dragon riders un buried the elves.
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 The humans caught a group of Orcs as they were snacking on a troll scouting party. They humans made light work of their murdering foes.
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 the leaderless goblins ran around in circles, running into their houses and to the nearest shelters. the dragon riders burnt the goblins houses and write a note on the back of their hands, to only enter the girls toilets of jollys troops, because they are hot.
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-The trolls continued their push into the dark elf caves flushing the vermin from their hiding places before they  opened a flagon of whuppp arse on them.
+The trolls continued their push into the dark elf caves flushing the vermin from their hiding places.
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 Finally complete darkness surrounded the brave goblin warriors in the cave. A retreat was in order. Just as they were turning around to head for the exit they heard screaming, from inside the cave. Screaming Goblins. Knowing the trolls have secured the exit they ventured on. they came to a large cave, cages were lined on the walls. Goblins and even some ´noble´elves were held like animals for slaughter.Quickly the two guards were taken down. The Goblins were Freed from their prison. As the group headed for the exit dark elven guards swarmed out of every tunnel. The following fight drew more and more of them into the chamber. Soon the Goblins were hopelessly outnumbered. One of the former prisoners broke the locks keeping the imprisoned elves in their cage. Eagerly they joined the fun. Together the group managed to clear a path to the exit, climbing over dead dark elves; they ran to meet up with the trolls.